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== Live -Action TV ==
* On an episode of ''[[The Odd Couple]]'', Oscar asks a visiting monk to make him a hamburger. On the burger, he asks for mustard, relish, pickles, hot sauce, peppers and chili. The monk says, "No onions?" Oscar replies, "No, I've got an ulcer."
* One episode of ''[[Stargate SG-1]]'' has the team's metabolism massively accelerated dues to the week's phlebotninum. [[I'll Take Two Beers, Too!|Each one of them orders three steaks]]. And Sam orders a diet soda. When Jack and Daniel look at her all funny, she says, "What? I like the taste better!"
* In an episode of ''[[Three's Company|Threes Company]]'', Jack is working as a short-order cook. A [[Fat Bastard|female customer]] asks if the restaurant offers a diet platter; upon being told yes, she says, "I'll take two."
* In the ''[[Wings (TV series)|Wings]]'' episode "Wingless, Part 2", the Hacketts are flying a country music duo on a concert tour. When the overweight member of the pair asks for a Diet Coke, her oversexed partner sarcastically compares it to rearranging deck chairs on the ''Titanic''.
* Also occurs in the British TV series ''[[Porridge]]'', where Fletcher is offered cocoa, which he accepts, and then sugar. He refuses the biscuits, citing watching his weight, as he dumps at least four heaping spoonfuls of sugar in his already-sweet cocoa.
* In an episode of ''[[30 Rock|Thirty Rock]]'' an incredulous donut-shop salesgirl checks that Liz wants "a dozen donuts to stay?" to which Liz adds, "And a skim milk!"
* A sketch on ''[[The Ossie Ostrich Video Show]]'' had Ossie asking for 25 sugars in his cup of tea before adding "...but don't stir it. I hate anything sweet."
* ''[[Frasier]]''. When taking part in a weight-loss challenge yet finding that he's still gaining weight, the titular doctor exclaims, "But I added a salad to every meal!"
* Nickelodeon's ''[[My Brother and Me]]'' had a variant. Roger once made a comically large submarine sandwich for lunch that he prepared to eat all by himself and wash down with root beer. Then, after judging the sandwich's weight, Roger decides to settle on ''diet'' root beer, instead.
* When ''[[The Sooty Show|Sooty]]'': When Sooty asks for sausage, egg, baked beans, chips and fried bread with jam for breakfast, Soo says that she doesn't want all that as she's on a diet - so no jam on her fried bread, thanks.
* Defended by Donna on ''[[Suits]]'';:
{{quote|'''Mike:''' I don't get that. You get a skimmed milk latte, and then you put whipped cream and sugar in it.
'''Donna:''' ''Because'' I get skimmed milk, I ''can'' put milk and sugar in it. }}
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'''Roscoe''': Yeah, and get something for yourself Enos.
'''Enos''': You want that pie a la mode?
'''Roscoe''' No Enos, I don't want it a la mode. I gotta watch my calories! }}
 
 
== Music ==