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{{quote|''"Even though the adventure began recently, it's already over 3000 pages long. You just don't have time for this bullshit. You'll catch up later."''|'''[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002232 Dave's thoughts]''', ''[[Homestuck]]''}} |
{{quote|''"Even though the adventure began recently, it's already over 3000 pages long. You just don't have time for this bullshit. You'll catch up later."''|'''[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002232 Dave's thoughts]''', ''[[Homestuck]]''}} |
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⚫ | * ''[[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure]]''. The original manga ran weekly for nearly 15 years with one hiatus between Part 5 and Part 6. If you add up the number of chapters between all six parts of ''JoJo'' and the pseudo-sequels ''Steel Ball Run'' and ''JoJolion'', that adds up to 920 chapters and counting. |
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⚫ | * The ''[[Dragon Ball]]'' manga by Akira Toriyama ran for 42 volumes and 519 chapters for 11 years. The anime spans for 606 episodes, counting 153 episodes from ''[[Dragon Ball]]'', 291 episodes from ''Dragon Ball Z'' , 64 episodes from ''[[Dragon Ball GT]]'' and 98 episodes from ''[[Dragon Ball Kai]]''. And that's not counting ''Dragon Ball Super''. |
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⚫ | * ''[[One Piece]]''. Add the [[Kudzu Plot]] and [[Loads and Loads of Characters]], and you'll understand why it can be hard to catch up with the story. Skimming it only makes you miss plot points that come up [[Chekhov's Gun|volumes later]]. New readers are sometimes directed to start as late as Volume 50 to prevent [[Continuity Lock Out]] (at least it supplies recaps). |
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* ''[[Bleach]]'' finished its run after 74 volumes compilin over 706 chapters. Author [[Kubo Tite]] has proclaimed around 2012 that he wanted the series to last at least 10 more years - turned out he only managed 4 more. |
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⚫ | * Start watching ''[[The Slayers]]''. Then realize that there are 5 series, adding up to 104 episodes, each of 22 monutes long, adding up to a reasonable value of 38 hours. [[Oh Crap|Then realize on top of that, there are 5 feature length movies and 2 OVA series]]. All in all, you'll have 44+ hours of shows to watch. Good luck. |
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⚫ | * ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'' has 355 chapters over 38 volumes, though the original goal of ~400 chapters was [[Aborted Arc|aborted]] due to being [[Screwed by the Network|Screwed By The Diet]]. Count the side mangas, the Negima Neo manga, the anime adaptions and various OVA and you will be busy for a while—though even 38 volumes is still not long enough to even make the list of long runners on [[The Other Wiki]]. |
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== Comic Strips == |
== Comic Strips == |
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* [http://www.Garfield.com Garfield.com] has an archive of every ''[[Garfield]]'' comic strip ever published. There are over 10,000 strips. To put it another way, it's a 33 year old seven-day-a-week comic. |
* [http://www.Garfield.com Garfield.com] has an archive of every ''[[Garfield]]'' comic strip ever published. There are over 10,000 strips. To put it another way, it's a 33 year old seven-day-a-week comic. |
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** ''The Complete Peanuts'' plans on printing every strip in 25 volumes. |
** ''The Complete Peanuts'' plans on printing every strip in 25 volumes. |
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* The [[Carl Barks]] archive. |
* The [[Carl Barks]] archive. |
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== Comic Books == |
== Comic Books == |
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* ''[[The Beano]]'' and ''[[The Dandy (comics)|The Dandy]]'' have both been running for more than 70 years and have been going for over 6000 issues so there is a lot of stuff to read if you must read it all. The comics are [[Anthology Comic]]s which means some strips have been running for a shorter time, but even then some strips such as [[Dennis the Menace UK]] have had over 3000 episodes. |
* ''[[The Beano]]'' and ''[[The Dandy (comics)|The Dandy]]'' have both been running for more than 70 years and have been going for over 6000 issues so there is a lot of stuff to read if you must read it all. The comics are [[Anthology Comic]]s which means some strips have been running for a shorter time, but even then some strips such as [[Dennis the Menace UK]] have had over 3000 episodes. |
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* ''[[Commando (Comic Book)|Commando]]'' has had over 4000 issues so there's a lot to catch up on. But currently half of the new issues are reprints of older issues. |
* ''[[Commando (Comic Book)|Commando]]'' has had over 4000 issues so there's a lot to catch up on. But currently half of the new issues are reprints of older issues. |
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* As of this writing, ''[[Bleach]]'' has 48 volumes out and about 20 extra chapters that haven't yet been put into a volume. That brings us to a total of just about 450 chapters. Author [[Kubo Tite]] has proclaimed that he wants the series to last at least 10 more years. |
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⚫ | * Start watching ''[[The Slayers]]''. Then realize that there are 5 series, adding up to 104 episodes, each of 22 monutes long, adding up to a reasonable value of 38 hours. [[Oh Crap|Then realize on top of that, there are 5 feature length movies and 2 OVA series]]. All in all, you'll have 44+ hours of shows to watch. Good luck. |
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* The ''[[Global Guardians PBEM Universe]]'' had close to ten thousand individual whole-page character entries in its character archives. Add to that an in-universe Encyclopedia with nearly two hundred thousand entries (most at least three paragraphs long, and some as long as a full page), plus over a hundred campaign pages (each with their own archive), and you'd better be prepared to spend a ''lot'' of time if you want to read the whole thing. |
* The ''[[Global Guardians PBEM Universe]]'' had close to ten thousand individual whole-page character entries in its character archives. Add to that an in-universe Encyclopedia with nearly two hundred thousand entries (most at least three paragraphs long, and some as long as a full page), plus over a hundred campaign pages (each with their own archive), and you'd better be prepared to spend a ''lot'' of time if you want to read the whole thing. |
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* Like motivational posters? [http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/Motivational_Posters:Main_Page Here] are most of the ones from RPG.net's forum threads. At the bottom of the page? Links to over a half a dozen ''other'' archives of different posters. Have fun. |
* Like motivational posters? [http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/Motivational_Posters:Main_Page Here] are most of the ones from RPG.net's forum threads. At the bottom of the page? Links to over a half a dozen ''other'' archives of different posters. Have fun. |
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* [[That Guy With The Glasses]]. Even just catching up to the more popular series like [[The Nostalgia Critic]], [[The Spoony Experiment]], and [[Atop the Fourth Wall]] is pretty intimidating by this point...then you consider that as the site goes on there's more and more crossovers and in-jokes between an ever-growing number of contributors, meaning that for everything to make sense you'll need to go all over the site trying to watch everything in chronological order. It's even worse if they happen to have stories that arc over dozens of reviews. |
* [[That Guy With The Glasses]]. Even just catching up to the more popular series like [[The Nostalgia Critic]], [[The Spoony Experiment]], and [[Atop the Fourth Wall]] is pretty intimidating by this point... then you consider that as the site goes on there's more and more crossovers and in-jokes between an ever-growing number of contributors, meaning that for everything to make sense you'll need to go all over the site trying to watch everything in chronological order. It's even worse if they happen to have stories that arc over dozens of reviews. |
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* The long-running web cartoon [[Homestar Runner]]. Heavy on in-jokes, updated nearly every week between 2002 and 2009, and no real way to see all the cartoons in order. The Strong Bad Emails are a start, but those alone have over 200 episodes. Maybe the rather long 2010-11 hiatus isn't a bad thing after all. |
* The long-running web cartoon [[Homestar Runner]]. Heavy on in-jokes, updated nearly every week between 2002 and 2009, and no real way to see all the cartoons in order. The Strong Bad Emails are a start, but those alone have over 200 episodes. Maybe the rather long 2010-11 hiatus isn't a bad thing after all. |
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** [http://hrwiki.org/wiki/All_Toons Actually, there is a way you can watch them all in order.] But still, ''DAMN!'' Look at that list! Adding up all the non-"(N/A)" values, that is 22 hours, 11 minutes and 2 seconds of Flash animation to go through. |
** [http://hrwiki.org/wiki/All_Toons Actually, there is a way you can watch them all in order.] But still, ''DAMN!'' Look at that list! Adding up all the non-"(N/A)" values, that is 22 hours, 11 minutes and 2 seconds of Flash animation to go through. |
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** Scratch that. Seven months later and it has almost 6000. |
** Scratch that. Seven months later and it has almost 6000. |
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* [[Raocow]] has over 3000 videos in several host websites, and he usually uploads two new videos every single day, each one of an average length of 15 minutes or so. You'll literally spend months just to watch his most emblematic series. |
* [[Raocow]] has over 3000 videos in several host websites, and he usually uploads two new videos every single day, each one of an average length of 15 minutes or so. You'll literally spend months just to watch his most emblematic series. |
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* The [[SCP Foundation]]. There are over |
* The [[SCP Foundation]]. There are over ''four thousand'' anomalous items documented, and more are written up every day (even if about half of them quickly get deleted). And once you make your way through the entire list? There's still the [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/foundation-tales Foundation Tales] section (as well as [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/creepy-pasta the collection of general creepypasta stories]). Make sure you have a comfortable chair... and can handle being afraid to sleep at night. |
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== Puppet Shows == |
== Puppet Shows == |