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{{quote|''"Even though the adventure began recently, it's already over 3000 pages long. You just don't have time for this bullshit. You'll catch up later."''|'''[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002232 Dave's thoughts]''', ''[[Homestuck]]''}}
{{quote|''"Even though the adventure began recently, it's already over 3000 pages long. You just don't have time for this bullshit. You'll catch up later."''|'''[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002232 Dave's thoughts]''', ''[[Homestuck]]''}}


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== Anime and Manga ==
* [[The Other Wiki]] has [[wikipedia:List of manga series by volume count|a list of manga]] and [[wikipedia:List of anime series by episode count|anime contenders]].
* Currently holding the record (for those who can read it): ''[[Golgo 13]]'', 155 volumes running for [[Long Runners|nearly 50 years]]—and that's just the manga.
* ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' has been going strong since 1996, with no less than four manga series, three TV shows, and two movies.
* ''[[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure]]''. The original manga ran weekly for nearly 15 years with one hiatus between Part 5 and Part 6. If you add up the number of chapters between all six parts of ''JoJo'' and the pseudo-sequels ''Steel Ball Run'' and ''JoJolion'', that adds up to 920 chapters and counting.
* The ''[[Dragon Ball]]'' manga by Akira Toriyama ran for 42 volumes and 519 chapters for 11 years. The anime spans for 606 episodes, counting 153 episodes from ''[[Dragon Ball]]'', 291 episodes from ''Dragon Ball Z'' , 64 episodes from ''[[Dragon Ball GT]]'' and 98 episodes from ''[[Dragon Ball Kai]]''. And that's not counting ''Dragon Ball Super''.
* ''Kochira Katsushika-ku Kameari Kouen Mae Hashutsujo'', or ''[[Kochikame]]'', ran for more than 30 years in a weekly magazine and legend says the author/studio never went on hiatus. They finally finished the series in 2016, after its 200th volume.
* ''[[One Piece]]''. Add the [[Kudzu Plot]] and [[Loads and Loads of Characters]], and you'll understand why it can be hard to catch up with the story. Skimming it only makes you miss plot points that come up [[Chekhov's Gun|volumes later]]. New readers are sometimes directed to start as late as Volume 50 to prevent [[Continuity Lock Out]] (at least it supplies recaps).
* ''[[Inuyasha]]'' has over thirty of those little yellow books to read. In total, it has 558 chapters, done over a course of ten years.
* ''[[Pokémon]]''. The [[Pokémon (anime)|Pokémon]] anime and the [[Pokémon Special|manga]] have both lasted over a decade, adapting five [[One Game for the Price of Two|installments]] of the video games with 39 volumes and 600 episodes and counting.
** To a somewhat lesser extent is the slapstick Japanese only ''[[Pocket Monsters (manga)|Pocket Monsters]]'' manga, the first adaptation of the games. It's 26 volumes long and still going strong.
* ''[[Detective Conan]]''/''Case Closed''. Hundreds and hundreds of chapters... and the damned detective is [[Status Quo Is God|''still'']] stuck as a kid! To be exact, As of September 2018, there's over 1000 chapters and 94 volumes published in Japan.
* ''[[Berserk]]'', at 35 volumes and still going.
** However, given the amount of [[Schedule Slip]] ''Berserk'' suffers, it would be a little easier to catch up.
* ''[[Sazae-san]]'' has over 6,400 5-minute episodes, making it the longest running animated program and longest running non-soap opera fictional show in the world. And it's still in production.
* ''[[Hajime no Ippo]]'' is over 1,200 chapters.
* ''[[Naruto]]'' is pushing into this territory, exacerbated by the infamous [[Filler]] Hell in the anime adaptation. It finally finished its manga run aty 72 volumes... only for a sequel series, ''Boruto'', to start almost immediately.
* ''[[Legend of Galactic Heroes]]'' is 110 episodes long, not counting gaiden materials or movies, and each episode is 25 minutes long. Watching all of them consecutively will take over 45 hours.
* ''[[Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle]]'' is 232 chapters long plus an epilogue. Not much compared to the other examples here, but if you want to understand what's going on in the background, you have to read ''[[xxxHolic]]'', which is itself 213 chapters.
** As well as ''[[Cardcaptor Sakura]]'', ''X/1999'', and ''[[Tokyo Babylon]]''.
* ''[[Bleach]]'' finished its run after 74 volumes compilin over 706 chapters. Author [[Kubo Tite]] has proclaimed around 2012 that he wanted the series to last at least 10 more years - turned out he only managed 4 more.
* Start watching ''[[The Slayers]]''. Then realize that there are 5 series, adding up to 104 episodes, each of 22 monutes long, adding up to a reasonable value of 38 hours. [[Oh Crap|Then realize on top of that, there are 5 feature length movies and 2 OVA series]]. All in all, you'll have 44+ hours of shows to watch. Good luck.
** And then you realize that are still 10+ light novel volumes released.
* ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'' has 355 chapters over 38 volumes, though the original goal of ~400 chapters was [[Aborted Arc|aborted]] due to being [[Screwed by the Network|Screwed By The Diet]]. Count the side mangas, the Negima Neo manga, the anime adaptions and various OVA and you will be busy for a while—though even 38 volumes is still not long enough to even make the list of long runners on [[The Other Wiki]].
* [[Mariasama ga Miteru]] has 2 [[Twelve-Episode Anime]], one with 24 episodes and three 45 minutes OVAs. Add to that the 35+ Light novels and you'll be occupied for a long while.

== Comic Strips ==
== Comic Strips ==
* [http://www.Garfield.com Garfield.com] has an archive of every ''[[Garfield]]'' comic strip ever published. There are over 10,000 strips. To put it another way, it's a 33 year old seven-day-a-week comic.
* [http://www.Garfield.com Garfield.com] has an archive of every ''[[Garfield]]'' comic strip ever published. There are over 10,000 strips. To put it another way, it's a 33 year old seven-day-a-week comic.
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** ''The Complete Peanuts'' plans on printing every strip in 25 volumes.
** ''The Complete Peanuts'' plans on printing every strip in 25 volumes.
* The [[Carl Barks]] archive.
* The [[Carl Barks]] archive.



== Comic Books ==
== Comic Books ==
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* ''[[The Beano]]'' and ''[[The Dandy (comics)|The Dandy]]'' have both been running for more than 70 years and have been going for over 6000 issues so there is a lot of stuff to read if you must read it all. The comics are [[Anthology Comic]]s which means some strips have been running for a shorter time, but even then some strips such as [[Dennis the Menace UK]] have had over 3000 episodes.
* ''[[The Beano]]'' and ''[[The Dandy (comics)|The Dandy]]'' have both been running for more than 70 years and have been going for over 6000 issues so there is a lot of stuff to read if you must read it all. The comics are [[Anthology Comic]]s which means some strips have been running for a shorter time, but even then some strips such as [[Dennis the Menace UK]] have had over 3000 episodes.
* ''[[Commando (Comic Book)|Commando]]'' has had over 4000 issues so there's a lot to catch up on. But currently half of the new issues are reprints of older issues.
* ''[[Commando (Comic Book)|Commando]]'' has had over 4000 issues so there's a lot to catch up on. But currently half of the new issues are reprints of older issues.


== Anime and Manga ==
* [[The Other Wiki]] has [[wikipedia:List of manga series by volume count|a list of manga]] and [[wikipedia:List of anime series by episode count|anime contenders]].
* Currently holding the record (for those who can read it): ''[[Golgo 13]]'', 155 volumes running for [[Long Runners|nearly 50 years]]—and that's just the manga.
* ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' has been going strong since 1996, with no less than four manga series, three TV shows, and two movies.
* ''[[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure]]''. The original manga ran weekly for nearly 15 years with one hiatus between Part 5 and Part 6. If you add up the number of chapters between all six parts of ''JoJo'' and the pseudo-sequel ''Steel Ball Run'', that adds up to 790 chapters and counting.
* The ''[[Dragon Ball]]'' manga by Akira Toriyama ran for 42 volumes and 519 chapters for 11 years. The anime spans for 606 episodes, counting 153 episodes from ''[[Dragon Ball]]'', 291 episodes from ''Dragon Ball Z'' , 64 episodes from ''[[Dragon Ball GT]]'' and 98 episodes from ''[[Dragon Ball Kai]]''.
* ''Kochira Katsushika-ku Kameari Kouen Mae Hashutsujo'', or ''[[Kochikame]]'', has been running for more than 30 years in a weekly magazine and legend says the author/studio never went on hiatus. They have 166 volumes and are still going strong.
* ''[[One Piece]]''. Add the [[Kudzu Plot]] and [[Loads and Loads of Characters]], and you'll understand why it can be hard to catch up with the story. Skimming it only makes you miss plot points that come up [[Chekhov's Gun|volumes later]]. New readers are sometimes directed to start as late as Volume 50 to prevent [[Continuity Lock Out]] (at least it supplies recaps).
* ''[[Inuyasha]]'' has over thirty of those little yellow books to read. In total, it has 558 chapters, done over a course of ten years.
* ''[[Pokémon]]''. The [[Pokémon (anime)|Pokémon]] anime and the [[Pokémon Special|manga]] have both lasted over a decade, adapting five [[One Game for the Price of Two|installments]] of the video games with 39 volumes and 600 episodes and counting.
** To a somewhat lesser extent is the slapstick Japanese only ''[[Pocket Monsters (manga)|Pocket Monsters]]'' manga, the first adaptation of the games. It's 26 volumes long and still going strong.
* ''[[Detective Conan]]''/''Case Closed''. Hundreds and hundreds of chapters...and the damned detective is [[Status Quo Is God|''still'']] stuck as a kid! To be exact, As of February 2012, there's 805 chapters and 74 or 75 volumes published in Japan.
* ''[[Berserk]]'', at 35 volumes and still going.
** However, given the amount of [[Schedule Slip]] ''Berserk'' suffers, it would be a little easier to catch up.
* ''[[Sazae-san]]'' has over 6,400 5-minute episodes, making it the longest running animated program and longest running non-soap opera fictional show in the world. And it's still in production.
* ''[[Hajime no Ippo]]'' is over 900 chapters.
* ''[[Naruto]]'' is pushing into this territory, exacerbated by the infamous [[Filler]] Hell in the anime adaptation.
* ''[[Legend of Galactic Heroes]]'' is 110 episodes long, not counting gaiden materials or movies, and each episode is 25 minutes long. Watching all of them consecutively will take over 45 hours.
* ''[[Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle]]'' is 232 chapters long plus an epilogue. Not much compared to the other examples here, but if you want to understand what's going on in the background, you have to read ''[[xxxHolic]]'', which is itself 213 chapters.
** As well as ''[[Cardcaptor Sakura]]'', ''X/1999'', and ''[[Tokyo Babylon]]''.
* As of this writing, ''[[Bleach]]'' has 48 volumes out and about 20 extra chapters that haven't yet been put into a volume. That brings us to a total of just about 450 chapters. Author [[Kubo Tite]] has proclaimed that he wants the series to last at least 10 more years.
* Start watching ''[[The Slayers]]''. Then realize that there are 5 series, adding up to 104 episodes, each of 22 monutes long, adding up to a reasonable value of 38 hours. [[Oh Crap|Then realize on top of that, there are 5 feature length movies and 2 OVA series]]. All in all, you'll have 44+ hours of shows to watch. Good luck.
** And then you realize that are still 10+ light novel volumes released.
* ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'' has 355 chapters over 38 volumes, though the original goal of ~400 chapters was [[Aborted Arc|aborted]] due to being [[Screwed by the Network|Screwed By The Diet]]. Count the side mangas, the Negima Neo manga, the anime adaptions and various OVA and you will be busy for a while—though even 38 volumes is still not long enough to even make the list of long runners on [[The Other Wiki]].
* [[Mariasama ga Miteru]] has 2 [[Twelve-Episode Anime]], one with 24 episodes and three 45 minutes OVAs. Add to that the 35+ Light novels and you'll be occupied for a long while.




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* The ''[[Global Guardians PBEM Universe]]'' had close to ten thousand individual whole-page character entries in its character archives. Add to that an in-universe Encyclopedia with nearly two hundred thousand entries (most at least three paragraphs long, and some as long as a full page), plus over a hundred campaign pages (each with their own archive), and you'd better be prepared to spend a ''lot'' of time if you want to read the whole thing.
* The ''[[Global Guardians PBEM Universe]]'' had close to ten thousand individual whole-page character entries in its character archives. Add to that an in-universe Encyclopedia with nearly two hundred thousand entries (most at least three paragraphs long, and some as long as a full page), plus over a hundred campaign pages (each with their own archive), and you'd better be prepared to spend a ''lot'' of time if you want to read the whole thing.
* Like motivational posters? [http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/Motivational_Posters:Main_Page Here] are most of the ones from RPG.net's forum threads. At the bottom of the page? Links to over a half a dozen ''other'' archives of different posters. Have fun.
* Like motivational posters? [http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/Motivational_Posters:Main_Page Here] are most of the ones from RPG.net's forum threads. At the bottom of the page? Links to over a half a dozen ''other'' archives of different posters. Have fun.
* [[That Guy With The Glasses]]. Even just catching up to the more popular series like [[The Nostalgia Critic]], [[The Spoony Experiment]], and [[Atop the Fourth Wall]] is pretty intimidating by this point...then you consider that as the site goes on there's more and more crossovers and in-jokes between an ever-growing number of contributors, meaning that for everything to make sense you'll need to go all over the site trying to watch everything in chronological order. It's even worse if they happen to have stories that arc over dozens of reviews.
* [[That Guy With The Glasses]]. Even just catching up to the more popular series like [[The Nostalgia Critic]], [[The Spoony Experiment]], and [[Atop the Fourth Wall]] is pretty intimidating by this point... then you consider that as the site goes on there's more and more crossovers and in-jokes between an ever-growing number of contributors, meaning that for everything to make sense you'll need to go all over the site trying to watch everything in chronological order. It's even worse if they happen to have stories that arc over dozens of reviews.
* The long-running web cartoon [[Homestar Runner]]. Heavy on in-jokes, updated nearly every week between 2002 and 2009, and no real way to see all the cartoons in order. The Strong Bad Emails are a start, but those alone have over 200 episodes. Maybe the rather long 2010-11 hiatus isn't a bad thing after all.
* The long-running web cartoon [[Homestar Runner]]. Heavy on in-jokes, updated nearly every week between 2002 and 2009, and no real way to see all the cartoons in order. The Strong Bad Emails are a start, but those alone have over 200 episodes. Maybe the rather long 2010-11 hiatus isn't a bad thing after all.
** [http://hrwiki.org/wiki/All_Toons Actually, there is a way you can watch them all in order.] But still, ''DAMN!'' Look at that list! Adding up all the non-"(N/A)" values, that is 22 hours, 11 minutes and 2 seconds of Flash animation to go through.
** [http://hrwiki.org/wiki/All_Toons Actually, there is a way you can watch them all in order.] But still, ''DAMN!'' Look at that list! Adding up all the non-"(N/A)" values, that is 22 hours, 11 minutes and 2 seconds of Flash animation to go through.
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** Scratch that. Seven months later and it has almost 6000.
** Scratch that. Seven months later and it has almost 6000.
* [[Raocow]] has over 3000 videos in several host websites, and he usually uploads two new videos every single day, each one of an average length of 15 minutes or so. You'll literally spend months just to watch his most emblematic series.
* [[Raocow]] has over 3000 videos in several host websites, and he usually uploads two new videos every single day, each one of an average length of 15 minutes or so. You'll literally spend months just to watch his most emblematic series.
* The [[SCP Foundation]]. There are over a ''thousand'' anomalous items documented, and more are written up every day (even if about half of them quickly get deleted). And once you make your way through the entire list? There's still the [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/foundation-tales Foundation Tales] section (as well as [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/creepy-pasta the collection of general creepypasta stories]). Make sure you have a comfortable chair... and can handle being afraid to sleep at night.
* The [[SCP Foundation]]. There are over ''four thousand'' anomalous items documented, and more are written up every day (even if about half of them quickly get deleted). And once you make your way through the entire list? There's still the [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/foundation-tales Foundation Tales] section (as well as [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/creepy-pasta the collection of general creepypasta stories]). Make sure you have a comfortable chair... and can handle being afraid to sleep at night.


== Puppet Shows ==
== Puppet Shows ==