Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking/Western Animation: Difference between revisions

* In an episode of the ''New [[Woody Woodpecker]] Show'', Woody's car stalls near a conveniently placed bowling alley in the desert, run by none other than Buzz Buzzard, who offers a prize to who can beat him. Of course, being Buzz Buzzard who he is, he rigs the match completely so that he'll end up winning with a 300 score to keep with his reputation as "Champion" of the place. Turns out that, after he flees, Woody finds out his long list of offenses to the law, which includes "unlawful toenail clipping". But there's more: upon seeing this, he immediately calls the police on the phone and starts listing his offenses, to which the cop pays no mind whatsoever. Only when he mentions: "but Officer, he parked in a no-parking zone!" do the cops decide to flock in on him and arrest him (he was trying to escape [[What an Idiot!|in Woody's ]]''[[What an Idiot!|stalled car]]'').

* ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''

** In "Graveyard shift, when Squidward tells the story of the Hash-Slinging Slasher, who accidentally cut off his own hand:

{{quote|'''Squidward:''' And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula. And then, he got hit by a bus! And... at his funeral, [[Fridge Logic|they fired him]]!}}

:* There was also the scene where the Flying Dutchman, trying to be scary again, haunts Squidward with a series of freakish nightmares, including his own mother asking why he hasn't called her and then melting, and a giant SpongeBob dissolving into a pile of spiders. The scene ends with the Flying Dutchman doing the old severed finger magic trick, to which Squidward screams "No! Noooo! That's impossible!" and runs away terrified.

:* In "No Free Rides", Mrs. Puff steals SpongeBob's newly-gifted boatmobile, and they go through three road signs. One said "Giant Clams", but SpongeBob went through it anyway. The next one said "Cheese Graters", and he survived through the giant cheese graters. But he seemingly gave up once they reached ...

{{quote|'''SpongeBob:''' "[[Faux Horrific|Educational television]]?!" [[Big No|OH, NO!!!]]}}

:* In "Once Bitten", a concerned Squidward, after having just been bitten by Gary, asks SpongeBob whether Gary had all of his shots in order. The shots he lists are "rabies, snailpox, soft shell dance, bagitis, lumpy bump trump, and teen angst".

:* In ''Sandy, Spongebob, and the Worm'', SpongeBob describes the Alaskan Bull Worm as "Big, Scary, and Pink."

:* In "Life of Crime", after Spongebob and Patrick pop a balloon they [[Insistent Terminology|"borrowed"]]:

{{quote|'''Patrick:''' Confess!? Are you out of your mind!? Do you have any idea what they do to people like us? We’re not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or a hijacking here! WE STOLE A BALLOON! And they're gonna lock us up forever!}}