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* In an episode of the [[Animated Adaptation]] of ''[[Fraggle Rock]]'', Gobo is exploring a cave and sees a sign warning him of a monster that lives there, that will "Bite your head off, stomp you till you're flat as a flapjack, and kick you into a bottomless pit from which you'll never return. And then, it will call you names."
* In an episode of the [[Animated Adaptation]] of ''[[Fraggle Rock]]'', Gobo is exploring a cave and sees a sign warning him of a monster that lives there, that will "Bite your head off, stomp you till you're flat as a flapjack, and kick you into a bottomless pit from which you'll never return. And then, it will call you names."
* In an episode of ''[[3-2-1 Penguins!]]'' a villain is introduced by all of his horrible personality traits: he's rude, he's dishonest, etc. He ends by admitting (unashamedly), "And I don't always floss!"
* In an episode of ''[[3-2-1 Penguins!]]'' a villain is introduced by all of his horrible personality traits: he's rude, he's dishonest, etc. He ends by admitting (unashamedly), "And I don't always floss!"
* From ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'':
* In the crossover movie, ''[[Turtles Forever]]'', the 2003 Turtles explain exactly how bad their Shredder is to their 1987 counterparts:
** In the 1987 series, in the episode "New York's Shiniest", robot policeman Rex-1 apprehends two crooks:
{{quote|'''Rex-1''': You are charged for disturbing the peace...
'''Fat crook:''' Put us down, you hunk of tin!
'''Rex-1:''' ...resisting arrest...
'''Thin crook:''' You ain't never gettin' away with this!
'''Rex-1:''' [[Grammar Nazi| ...and using a double negative.}}
** In the crossover movie, ''[[Turtles Forever]]'', the 2003 Turtles explain exactly how bad their Shredder is to their 1987 counterparts:
{{quote|'''Leonardo''': You don't understand. The Utrom Shredder isn't like your Shredder. He's vicious...
{{quote|'''Leonardo''': You don't understand. The Utrom Shredder isn't like your Shredder. He's vicious...
'''Donatello''': Lethal...
'''Donatello''': Lethal...
'''Michaelangelo''': [[Bond Villain Stupidity|COMPETENT]]! }}
'''Michaelangelo''': [[Bond Villain Stupidity|COMPETENT]]! }}
** ''[[The Fight for the Fox Box]]'' has Michelangelo of the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] say this in response to hearing that the [[FOX]] Box has been knocked off the air: "We've fought evil ninjas, evil robots, evil monsters... but cancelling my [[Saturday Morning Cartoon|Saturday Morning Cartoons]]?! That's the evillest evil ever!"
* ''[[The Cleveland Show]]'': "It's Cleveland's fault! He made me break my leg! And ate all my fish sticks and tater tots! And he sat in my chair! And he called me the 'N' word!" Cleveland shrugs the last one off with "[[N-Word Privileges|I'm allowed to, right?]]"
* ''[[The Cleveland Show]]'': "It's Cleveland's fault! He made me break my leg! And ate all my fish sticks and tater tots! And he sat in my chair! And he called me the 'N' word!" Cleveland shrugs the last one off with "[[N-Word Privileges|I'm allowed to, right?]]"
* In one ''[[Dudley Do-Right]]'' episode, the eponymous character tries to get kicked out of the Mounted Police so that he can [[Fake Defector|infiltrate Snidley Whiplash's gang]], but everything goes wrong, from "You blew up the dam! The irrigation problem has been solved!" to "You burned down that building! We had been trying to tear it down for years and never got around to it!". He finally does manage to get in trouble, though... {{spoiler|by eating his peas with a knife}}, something no Mountie should ever do!
* In one ''[[Dudley Do-Right]]'' episode, the eponymous character tries to get kicked out of the Mounted Police so that he can [[Fake Defector|infiltrate Snidley Whiplash's gang]], but everything goes wrong, from "You blew up the dam! The irrigation problem has been solved!" to "You burned down that building! We had been trying to tear it down for years and never got around to it!". He finally does manage to get in trouble, though... {{spoiler|by eating his peas with a knife}}, something no Mountie should ever do!
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{{quote|'''Mr. Turner''': You dented a 747, destroyed Mr. Joel's glass house, and worse, Dinkleberg won my plaque!}}
{{quote|'''Mr. Turner''': You dented a 747, destroyed Mr. Joel's glass house, and worse, Dinkleberg won my plaque!}}
** Also in "Where's Wanda?", Timmy fishes up his dad, who wants to be a suspect. The end is taken literally. He stole cable, he ripped the tags off of mattresses, and he jaywalked.
** Also in "Where's Wanda?", Timmy fishes up his dad, who wants to be a suspect. The end is taken literally. He stole cable, he ripped the tags off of mattresses, and he jaywalked.
* ''[[The Fight for the Fox Box]]'' has Michelangelo of the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] say this in response to hearing that the [[FOX]] Box has been knocked off the air: "We've fought evil ninjas, evil robots, evil monsters... but cancelling my [[Saturday Morning Cartoon|Saturday Morning Cartoons]]?! That's the evillest evil ever!"
* ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]'': The Genie is giving his master (Aladdin) some tips on wooing Princess Jasmine.
* ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]'': The Genie is giving his master (Aladdin) some tips on wooing Princess Jasmine.
{{quote|'''Aladdin''': Jasmine, I think you are...
{{quote|'''Aladdin''': Jasmine, I think you are...