Asexuality/Haiku

He won't date neither
girls nor guys, and thus you get

pretty much this trope.

—Sizzly Bacon

He's straight to the guys
but he's gay to the ladies.
My haiku beats yours :D

—Kain Lupus

I'm asexual

—Zblayde

Dear gentlemen, I
Must decline your offers and

—anonymoustroper

Those of you who don't
Call yourself male or female
Aren't for me either

—Dinru

"Stop! Don't touch me there!
That *points* is my private square!"
"My body, my rules!"

—@/Anonymous

I'm telling you, people!
This is my ultimatum:
[[Punctuated for Emphasis

|I.]] AM. NOT. A. GAY.

—Trope Eater