Ask a Velociraptor/Funny
- The Velociraptor's response to someone wanting to locate his whereabouts in order to make money off of his existence.
- The Velociraptor attempting to identify what kind of dinosaur "Poorlydrawndinosaur" is.
- One questioner doesn't appear to have been reading the same blog as everyone else.
- "Ground up or tree down?"
- Velociraptor can't play soccer.