Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
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Remer: You think Jenna's got the hots for you? Shit, Squeak has a better shot at it than you do!
Squeak: You think?
Coop: That's low, you son of a bitch.
Squeak: Why is that low?
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Remer: That's easy for you to say! You got the team, we got jack-shit! Even Squeak is pissed off!
Squeak: I don't really mind-
Remer: SHUT UP, BITCH!!
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Jenna: Come on, Joey. Search your heart. What's the one thing you want more than anything else in the world?
Joey: .....Chelsea Clinton?
Coop: That's a pretty tall order, dude.
Remer: You'd have a better shot at Bill.
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Cain: Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando? Hardly. He made his fortune moving to L.A. You know how much he makes now?
Remer: As much as he made playing in college?
Cain: What? No, a lot more! Big money, and you can too.
Remer: Would I have to quit baseketball?
Cain: What!? No! I need you to get Coop to go along!
Remer: He had to quit baseketball too!?
Cain: (makes a face of disbelief and walks away with a headache) ...Ungh.
Remer: Did I just fart?
Cain: (holding his head together) AAAAAAAHHH!!!
Remer: All right, dude, listen to me carefully. Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando?
Coop: No, he got rich playing in college. Everyone knows that.
Yvette: (taken a burned autograph Ty Cobb bat out of the fireplace) Baxter, who's Ty Cobb?
Cain: Oh my God...
Yvette: Did I just fart?
Cain: (gets a headache again) OGH!!
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