Bald of Evil/Quotes

David: You know, I -- right now I have something I want to say. I, David Cross -- me, not the character ... am bald.
Paul: David, I'm all right with this.
Jill: David? I accept you ... but I don't accept the choice that you've made.
David: It's not a choice, Jill. God made me this way.

Jill: Then I reject God!

—Mr. Show, "Very Special Episode"