Batman: Arkham Knight/Funny

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  • A lot of the thugs and militia's dialogue after Batman's identity was exposed.
    • "I can't believe the losers in this town spent a decade getting the crap kicked out of them by Bruce Wayne! I can take him easy!"
    • "So, who's Robin? Does Bruce Wayne have a kid or something?"
    • "As if Wayne didn't have enough expensive cars!"
    • "Man, Batman gets unmasked, puts away Scarecrow and he's still out there! Take a night off already, you playboy vigilante nutcase!"
    • "I don't get it. What's in it for Wayne? Isn't that car-tank tax deductible or something?"
    • "I've got one. How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?" "I don't know. How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?" "Three! Two to die and one to never get over it! Hahaha!"
    • "So, this is perfect, ain't it? Now we got a bat with nothing to lose!"
    • "I feel like I lost something knowing he's Bruce Wayne. You know, when you realize Santa Claus is really that drunk uncle."
    • "I always thought of Batman as a force of nature. This whole Wayne thing ruins it for me."
    • "So hang on, hang on. If Batman is Bruce Wayne, then who's been playing Bruce Wayne all this time?"
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