Bewitched/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|'''Maurice''': She walks in beauty, like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies. And all that's best of dark and bright meet in her aspect and her eyes.

'''Samantha''': Aw, thank you, Daddy. [[Small Reference Pools|You and Byron]] say the cutest things.}}

{{quote|'''Endora''': Maurice, this exhibition is absurd. Childishly flamboyant and pathetically egomaniacical.

'''Maurice''': Thank you, Endora, your charm is ageless. So sad about the rest of you.

|''Maurice is greeting Samantha.''}}

{{quote|'''Tabitha''': Hello, Grandpapa.

'''Maurice''': Tabitha! How is my little princess?

'''Tabitha''': Fine. I can always tell your voice, Grandpapa.

'''Maurice''': Yes, people say it has a unique quality.

'''Tabitha''': And it's so loud, too.

|''Maurice is greeting Tabitha.''}}

{{quote|'''Maurice''': Let me tell you what I think the problem is. This child has been brought up in an atmosphere that has inhibited the growth of his witchcraft.

'''Endora''': You see, Samantha's husband - that mortal lamebrain - absolutely forbids the use of witchcraft in this house.

'''Witches Council Representative #1''': No.

'''Endora''': Yes.

'''Witches Council Representative #2''': No!

'''Endora''': Yes!

'''Witches Council Representative #1''': No!!!

'''Endora''': Why do you keep saying 'No' when I keep saying 'Yes'!!!

|''Explaining why Adam has not shown any signs of being a warlock.''}}