Biting the Hand Humor/Quotes
Bart: What if we don't get any footage? |
"I'm not one to 'bite the hand that feeds me', but I might consider 'biting the network that canceled me!'"
—ALF on the cover of issue #40 of his comic book, in which he is eating a roast turkey with colorful plumage
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"And this movie haaates the media. Kinda ironic considering what made the Spice Girls in the first place."
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Yeah, we can't get in to see Unplugged. Why not? Well I asked one of the vice-presidents here, and obviously I'm not allowed to say what his name is, so I'll just call him... "dirtbag" -- I said, "Hey, dirtbag, how come we can't get in to see Unplugged?" And he gives me this whole rigmarole about how we can't get a load of tickets for you guys, and we only run the network, and we probably can't even count that high.
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