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"Hey Chewbacca! (referring to Solo) You still hangin' around with this loser?" —A warm greeting between old pals Han Solo and Lando Calrissian in The Empire Strikes Back

Ted: (watching J.D and Turk hug) I need one of those. J.D: A hug? Ted: No, a black friend. I think it would make me much cooler. Turk: I should be offended, but he's right. —Scrubs

"WiiiIiIIIiiith theEeir tOOOOOOOoooken blaaaAAAAAAAAACK friend, GEEEEEEEEROOOOOOMY" —The Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff "themesong"

“I mean, who has a black best friend, right? Like, in real life, if you’re trying to be all authentic?” (turning to the room full of unsmiling black actresses) “Do any of you have a white best friend? No? Right.” —Raquel, The LA Complex