Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
"Pfft you don't merely read 'Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff' you have to appreciate it like a fine wine."
Mustang, Penny Arcade forumite

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
Will get some stuff, and do some things.
With Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff,
the laughs keep happening!

(with their token black friend Geromy)

hey dude.


theres this awesome cortoon stripper inside this lameass ham steak (ms paent advenchres), its SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF with the new friend........................GEROMY

some may' might say its is an exomple of stylist sock, but its Moe like stylistik AWESUME AM I RIGHT???......... . . . . .. ...... .


clock FOR not awsume page

Er, anyway. Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is a webcomic which is pretty much the epitome of the Stylistic Suck trope in its medium. Originally spawned by Andrew Hussie from an exchange on the Penny Arcade forums, it was some time thereafter integrated into Homestuck as a Show Within a Show, ostensibly written by Dave Strider. It stars the eponymous Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, as well as their Black Best Friend Geromy, as they get up to... well, plenty of things, none of which quite make sense. A SBaHJ book is in the works, and it's being co-designed by Hussie, KC Green, and John Keogh.

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHERE do you even get tropes thats that many

  • Aborted Arc: The Nancho Party, although Dave had already planned on doing so in advance.
  • Aerith and Bob: One guy is called Sweet Bro. The other is called Hella... Jeff.
  • Alien Lunch: "today i put.............JELLY on this hot god"
  • Annoying Laugh: Hella Jeff's "HE HE HE"
  • Art Evolution: Hella Jeff's appearance here. Actually, it's more like Art Devolution in this case. In addition, the comic's policy of saving in JPG and copying over parts from previous comics causes artifacts to gradually build up, meaning that each character pose gets worse the more it appears.
  • Author Appeal: An in-universe example: Dave clearly emphasises the rumps of characters in SBaHJ. Dave's Bro, whom Dave strives to emulate, appears to have an odd puppet-ass fetish.
  • Batman Gambit: The sock ruse was a... DISTACTION
  • Beat Panel: Considering how many panels are copied and pasted from earlier in the comic/earlier comics of the series, this can become ridiculous.
  • Big Game: Seen here. (its sports)
  • Black Best Friend: "intoducing, the new friend..., GEROMY"
  • Bold Inflation: Random words are in all caps and/or bigger font. They do not even reflect emphasis in places that would make euphonic sense.

i HAVE the car

"... The thing is, some of those new shirts got mixed in the the old ones. So I guess if you order one there is still a CHANCE you will get one that doesn't glow in the dark? So really the offer stands as the wild card originally advertised."

AH: Ironically, I couldn't make it anywhere near as terrible looking if I used Paint.

Sweet Bro: today i put.... JELLY on this hot god.
Hella Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHA just how HIGH do you even have to BE to DO something like that...

dufe, are you SCOPING this arpicles CHOICE ASS..

  1. something Sweet Bro has also done