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  • (A waiter is using corny pick-up lines on Lily while serving her food)

Waiter Scott: You got enough cheese?
Lily: No, but you do.

  • Lily's reaction when she finds out about Nina's wet dream:

Lily: Oh my God, you did, you fantasized about me! *gasp* Was I good?!

  • When Nina stabs Lily with a piece of broken mirror, her first idea afterward is to unceremoniously drag the body into the bathroom with the mirror still under it.
  • Nina, high on Ecstasy and drunk, faces an interrogation by her Stage Mom after a night on the town:

Erica: You've been drinking.
Nina: Ding-ding-ding-ding!

Erica: What else? What else have you been doing?

Nina: *feigns surprise* Oh, you wanna know their names ?

  • This troper couldn't help but laugh when Beth was questioning Nina on how she got the part.

Beth: Did you suck his COCK?

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