Blatant Lies/Quotes: Difference between revisions

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{{quote|"Zozo? Never heard of it."|''Thief standing by the entrance of [[Wretched Hive|Zozo]], [[~~Final Fantasy VI (Video Game)|~~Final Fantasy VI]]''}}

{{quote|"Zozo? Never heard of it."|''Thief standing by the entrance of [[Wretched Hive|Zozo]], [[Final Fantasy VI]]''}}

{{quote|"Anyone see what happened?"

"Of course not. They were all in the bathroom at the time."|''[[~~CSI (TV)|~~CSI]]''}}

"Of course not. They were all in the bathroom at the time."|''[[CSI]]''}}

{{quote|[[Memetic Mutation|"YOU LIE!!!!"]]|''[[~~Invader Zim (Animation)|~~Invader Zim]] on frequent occasions.''}}

{{quote|[[Memetic Mutation|"YOU LIE!!!!"]]|''[[Invader Zim]] on frequent occasions.''}}

{{quote|[After she wakes up and see their room-mate staring at her and her girlfriend's entangled bodies]

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{{quote| I'm making you a sales engineer, you'll be paid on commision. When our sales reps lie, it will be your job to make it look like the truth. }}

{{quote|Try to avoid facts. |'''[[~~Dilbert (Comic Strip)|~~Dilbert]]'''}}

{{quote|'''Wedge''': We'll need [[Noodle Implements|a wheeled transport, one of the flatcam units our pursuers are carrying, and four sets of women's clothing]].

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'''Ted:''' I did! I told him great big massive lies with feckin' bells hanging off them!|''[[Father Ted]]'', "Entertaining Father Stone" }}

{{quote|"I HAVE NO LASERS, AND I WILL LASER TO DEATH ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE."|'''[[Paper Thin Disguise|Obviously Not Warmech]],''' ''[[~~Eight~~ Bit Theater (Webcomic)|8-Bit Theater]]'', "[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/10/16/episode-1047-the-ol-180/ The Ol' 180]"}}

{{quote|"I HAVE NO LASERS, AND I WILL LASER TO DEATH ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE."|'''[[Paper-Thin Disguise|Obviously Not Warmech]],''' ''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|8-Bit Theater]]'', "[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/10/16/episode-1047-the-ol-180/ The Ol' 180]"}}

{{quote|''I'll just go in this police box and arrest myself.''|The Doctor, ''[[~~Doctor Who (TV)|~~Doctor Who]]''}}

{{quote|''I'll just go in this police box and arrest myself.''|The Doctor, ''[[Doctor Who]]''}}

{{quote|'''Maura:''' Hey, babe. Where've you been?

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{{quote|''It was a difficult time. I did all that I could to protect my House and then other members of Court in attendance. More's the pity that I could not save that usurping, traitorous bitch.''|'''Lara Raith''', in one of her blunter moments, ''[[The Dresden Files]] - White Night''}}

{{quote|'''Jon''': [[Super Smash Bros Brawl|FALCON]] [[F Zero|PAWNCH!]]

{{quote|'''Jon''': [[Super Smash Bros Brawl|FALCON]] [[F-Zero|PAWNCH!]]

'''Evan''': [[Sarcasm Mode|I wonder who you are.]]

'''Jon''': I'm, uh, Mario.

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'''Antimony''': We are looking for a particular robot. A... '''fellow''' robot. Because we are also robots.

'''Doorbot''': Administration is right down that way.

'''Reynardine''': Your powers of deception and trickery are bewildering, child. |''[[~~Gunnerkrigg Court (Webcomic)|~~Gunnerkrigg Court]]''}}

'''Reynardine''': Your powers of deception and trickery are bewildering, child. |''[[Gunnerkrigg Court]]''}}

{{quote|[Superintendent Chalmers sees Principal Skinner's is glowing (as it is aflame)]

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'''Chalmers''': A- Aurora Borealis? ''At this time of year? At this time of day?'' '''''In this part of the country? LOCALIZED IN YOUR KITCHEN?!'''''

'''Skinner''': Yes.

'''Chalmers''': ([[Beat]]) [[Seamless Spontaneous Lie|...may I see it?]]|'''[[The Simpsons (~~Animation~~)|The Simpsons]]'''}}

'''Chalmers''': ([[Beat]]) [[Seamless Spontaneous Lie|...may I see it?]]|'''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'''}}

{{quote|'''Mrs. Teasdale''': Your Excellency, I thought you'd left!