Blatant Lies/Quotes
"Zozo? Never heard of it."
—Thief standing by the entrance of Zozo, Final Fantasy VI
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"Anyone see what happened?" —CSI
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"YOU LIE!!!!"
—Invader Zim on frequent occasions.
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[After she wakes up and see their room-mate staring at her and her girlfriend's entangled bodies] |
Sometimes the truth hurts. In these situations, I recommend lying.
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I'm making you a sales engineer, you'll be paid on commision. When our sales reps lie, it will be your job to make it look like the truth. |
Try to avoid facts.
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Wedge: We'll need a wheeled transport, one of the flatcam units our pursuers are carrying, and four sets of women's clothing. |
Dougal: Why didn't you lie to him? —Father Ted, "Entertaining Father Stone"
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"I HAVE NO LASERS, AND I WILL LASER TO DEATH ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE."
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I'll just go in this police box and arrest myself.
—The Doctor, Doctor Who
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Maura: Hey, babe. Where've you been? |
Reimu: There's a limit, even to obvious lies.
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If you saw a bullet hit a bird and he told you he wasn't shot, you might weep at his courtesy, but you would certainly doubt his word.
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It was a difficult time. I did all that I could to protect my House and then other members of Court in attendance. More's the pity that I could not save that usurping, traitorous bitch.
—Lara Raith, in one of her blunter moments, The Dresden Files - White Night
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Jon: FALCON PAWNCH! —Proton Jon and his friends, waiting for the next match to begin
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(Antimony and Reynardine approach door, Antimony is wearing a headband with attached antennae.) |
[Superintendent Chalmers sees Principal Skinner's is glowing (as it is aflame)] |
Mrs. Teasdale: Your Excellency, I thought you'd left! |