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* [[Crosses the Line Twice]]: The prediction on [http://community.sparknotes.com/2011/02/17/blogging-breaking-dawn-part-35 Blogging Breaking Dawn Part 35], which goes like this (keeping in mind that "Optimus" is Renesmee, and therefore a child): |
* [[Crosses the Line Twice]]: The prediction on [http://community.sparknotes.com/2011/02/17/blogging-breaking-dawn-part-35 Blogging Breaking Dawn Part 35], which goes like this (keeping in mind that "Optimus" is Renesmee, and therefore a child): |
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{{quote|'''JACOB:''' So you want me to run away with Optimus…alone? Like, alone-alone? |
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'''BELLA:''' Yes. You will be her father and guardian, and I want you to…why are you wearing that satin robe? |
'''BELLA:''' Yes. You will be her father and guardian, and I want you to…why are you wearing that satin robe? |
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'''JACOB:''' Um…it helps me run. |
'''JACOB:''' Um…it helps me run. |
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'''BELLA:''' And where is that Barry White music coming from? |
'''BELLA:''' And where is that Barry White music coming from? |
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'''JACOB:''' My phone. The sexy sounds of B. W. helps me run. |
'''JACOB:''' My phone. The sexy sounds of B. W. helps me run. |
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'''BELLA:''' And why are you lighting scented candles? I suppose that helps you run, too. |
'''BELLA:''' And why are you lighting scented candles? I suppose that helps you run, too. |
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'''JACOB:''' Yes, particularly the candle called Night XXX-tasy. |
'''JACOB:''' Yes, particularly the candle called Night XXX-tasy. |
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'''BELLA:''' And the coconut body oil? |
'''BELLA:''' And the coconut body oil? |
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'''JACOB:''' I thought everyone slathered on body oil when trying to hide. No? Hmm. |
'''JACOB:''' I thought everyone slathered on body oil when trying to hide. No? Hmm. |
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'''OPTIMUS:''' Mommy. |
'''OPTIMUS:''' Mommy. |
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'''BELLA:''' What it is, my little snow pea? |
'''BELLA:''' What it is, my little snow pea? |
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'''OPTIMUS:''' I accidentally lost the backpack. |
'''OPTIMUS:''' I accidentally lost the backpack. |
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'''BELLA:''' What?! |
'''BELLA:''' What?! |
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'''OPTIMUS:''' I just wanted to see if it would float in the river. And it did. And now it's gone. And I'm sorry. And I want Popsicles for dinner. |
'''OPTIMUS:''' I just wanted to see if it would float in the river. And it did. And now it's gone. And I'm sorry. And I want Popsicles for dinner. |
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'''BELLA:''' But…but…the money? It's gone? And Jacob, why are you running an ice cube over your body in a suggestive manner? |
'''BELLA:''' But…but…the money? It's gone? And Jacob, why are you running an ice cube over your body in a suggestive manner? |
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'''JACOB:''' Helps me run. [Looks at Optimus] Who's your daddy, princess? }} |
'''JACOB:''' Helps me run. [Looks at Optimus] Who's your daddy, princess? }} |
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Reaction was split between [[Crosses the Line Twice|this]] and... |
Reaction was split between [[Crosses the Line Twice|this]] and... |
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Revision as of 08:58, 8 August 2014
- Crosses the Line Twice: The prediction on Blogging Breaking Dawn Part 35, which goes like this (keeping in mind that "Optimus" is Renesmee, and therefore a child):
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JACOB: So you want me to run away with Optimus…alone? Like, alone-alone? |
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Reaction was split between this and...
- Dude, Not Funny
- Despair Event Horizon: Dan's reaction to Breaking Dawn chapter 18.
- Memetic Badass: According to Dan, Emmett, Jacob, and the werewolves.
- Moral Event Horizon: Dan believes Alice, Edward, and Bella cross it when they allowed the Volturi to kill the tourists. He spends a review and a half upset over it and often brings it up.
- Squick: Dan's reaction to Quil's girlfriend. He gets over it rather quickly and now constantly mocks him.