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Crosses the Line Twice: The prediction on Blogging Breaking Dawn Part 35, which goes like this (keeping in mind that "Optimus" is Renesmee, and therefore a child):

JACOB: So you want me to run away with Optimus…alone? Like, alone-alone?
BELLA: Yes. You will be her father and guardian, and I want you to…why are you wearing that satin robe?
JACOB: Um…it helps me run.
BELLA: And where is that Barry White music coming from?
JACOB: My phone. The sexy sounds of B. W. helps me run.
BELLA: And why are you lighting scented candles? I suppose that helps you run, too.
JACOB: Yes, particularly the candle called Night XXX-tasy.
BELLA: And the coconut body oil?
JACOB: I thought everyone slathered on body oil when trying to hide. No? Hmm.
OPTIMUS: Mommy.
BELLA: What it is, my little snow pea?
OPTIMUS: I accidentally lost the backpack.
BELLA: What?!
OPTIMUS: I just wanted to see if it would float in the river. And it did. And now it's gone. And I'm sorry. And I want Popsicles for dinner.
BELLA: But…but…the money? It's gone? And Jacob, why are you running an ice cube over your body in a suggestive manner?
JACOB: Helps me run. [Looks at Optimus] Who's your daddy, princess?

Reaction was split between this and...

Dude, Not Funny
Despair Event Horizon: Dan's reaction to Breaking Dawn chap ter 18.
Memetic Badass: According to Dan, Emmett, Jacob, and the werewolves.
Moral Event Horizon: Dan believes Alice, Edward, and Bella cross it when they allowed the Volturi to kill the tourists. He spends a review and a half upset over it and often brings it up.
Squick: Dan's reaction to Quil's girlfriend. He gets over it rather quickly and now constantly mocks him.

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-* [[Crosses the Line Twice]]: The prediction on [http://community.sparknotes.com/2011/02/17/blogging-breaking-dawn-part-35 Blogging Breaking Dawn Part 35], which goes like this (keeping in mind that "Optimus" is Renesmee, and therefore a child):
+* [[Crosses the Line Twice]]: The prediction on [https://web.archive.org/web/20130603224414/http://community.sparknotes.com/2011/02/17/blogging-breaking-dawn-part-35 Blogging Breaking Dawn Part 35], which goes like this (keeping in mind that "Optimus" is Renesmee, and therefore a child):
 {{quote|'''JACOB:''' So you want me to run away with Optimus…alone? Like, alone-alone?
 '''BELLA:''' Yes. You will be her father and guardian, and I want you to…why are you wearing that satin robe?
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 Reaction was split between [[Crosses the Line Twice|this]] and...
 * [[Dude, Not Funny]]
-* [[Despair Event Horizon]]: [http://community.sparknotes.com/2010/10/21/blogging-breaking-dan-part-18 Dan's reaction] to ''Breaking Dawn'' [[Squick|chap]][[Wife Husbandry|ter]] [[Pair the Spares|18]].
+* [[Despair Event Horizon]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130604052659/http://community.sparknotes.com/2010/10/21/blogging-breaking-dan-part-18 Dan's reaction] to ''Breaking Dawn'' [[Squick|chap]][[Wife Husbandry|ter]] [[Pair the Spares|18]].
 * [[Memetic Badass]]: According to Dan, Emmett, Jacob, and the werewolves.
 * [[Moral Event Horizon]]: Dan believes Alice, Edward, and Bella cross it when they allowed the Volturi to kill the tourists. He spends a review and a half upset over it and often brings it up.