Bond One-Liner: Difference between revisions

== Comics ==

* The final issue of ''[[The Ultimates]] vol 3'' gives us the worst Bond One-Liner imaginable. After a robot calls the Wasp "the mother" ([[It Makes Sense in Context]]), Ant-Man, her ex-husband, destroys it and shouts "If she's the mother...'''I'm the mother-fucker'''!" [[Memetic Mutation|Do Not Want!]]

* In ''[[Watchmen (comics)|Watchmen]]'' Rorschach kills a mook trying to arc weld his way into Rorschachs cell by standing on the bed and smashing his toilet with his foot so that the water would reach the poorly insulated arc welder and shock the guy. In [[The Film of the Book]] this was changed to him smashing the mooks head into the toilet and ''then'' shocking him, but the follow up line was the same.

== Film - Animated ==

* Used in ''[[Igor]]'' by Dr. Schadenfreude when investigating the recently-deceased Glickenstein's castle.

'''Schadenfreude''': I don't think he had ''a hand'' in it. * Camera pans to Glickenstein's dismembered arm on the floor* }}

* In the 3D ''[[Horton Hears a Who!]]'', Horton is being pursued by Vlad the Vulture, and in one scene escapes by sending Vlad off on a [[Tree Buchet]], quipping, "This is where I get off," as he does. This is then hung with a lampshade when he remarks that he usually doesn't think of those until sometime later.

* In ''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]'' a random pirate is about to kill Will: "Say goodbye!!" Something causes a shop sign to swing down and knock the pirate into the shop window, killing him. Will: "Goodbye."

* ''[[Man on Fire]]'': Creasy does Bond proud multiple times, especially with this indirect example:

'''Creasy [[Bilingual Dialogue|(Interrupting in English)]]''': ''Forgiveness is between ''them'' and ''God''. [[Omniscient Morality License|I'm just here to arrange the meeting]]'' }}

* In ''[[Bowfinger]]'' Eddie Murphy's character is an action star going through a script that would have him say, "I enjoyed meeting you, Cliff," after throwing a guy off of a cliff. Of course he doesn't like the line because he feels its too cerebral and [[Viewers are Morons|the audience won't get it.]]

'''Kate:''' (after defeating the same boss) "How do you like my no-fat, all-lead diet?"

'''Lisa:''' (after defeating the Sun, a tree-like creature) "I never was any good at gardening."

'''Kate:''' (after defeating The Star, who had challenged Kate and James to a "test of strength") "Looks like you're the one who failed the test!" }}

** Even more so in House of the dead Overkill, Where everyone (including the narrator) do this all the time:

* ''Dystopia'': Players can use context-specific taunts after kills.

* In ''[[Mass Effect 2]]'', [[Cowboy Cop|Renegade Commander Shepard]] gets rather a lot of these thanks to the interrupt system.

'''Shepard''':''[Faced with a krogan giving a long rambling speech]'' [[Shut UP, Hannibal|You talk too much.]] ''{{[[[Talk to the Fist]] shoots a gas line}}]'' }}

* In ''[[SWAT 4]]'', some of your squadmates have some one liners after finding a dead/incapacitated suspect along with normal chatter

** As well as in the game ''[[Secret Agent Clank]]''.

* Chuck Greene from ''[[Dead Rising 2]]'' is pretty good at these.

''*boss is killed by zombie in a bridal gown*'' You may now kiss the bride. }}

** In Off the Record, Frank West delivers even more of these than Chuck did.

'''Lara''': Happy retirement. }}

* Pit delievers quite a few in [[Kid Icarus: Uprising]], which, given [[No Fourth Wall|the nature of the game]] are lampshaded more often than not.

'''Palutena''': [[Sarcasm Mode|Tentafool? Nice one Pit.]] }}

* ''[[Rob and Elliot]]'' discuss the fact that James Bond must get depressed whenever he [http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/archive.php?id=310 just shoots a guy].

** "I guess you... got... shot."

** Similarly, one issue of ''[[Scud the Disposable Assassin]]'' has Scud stick his gun in a target's mouth and say "Something funny." before pulling the trigger.

* ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]'': Gordito kills a [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot|ghost wizard]], then waits until the end of the chapter before [http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=54&issue=11 delivering his quip]. The [[Alt Text]] on the page [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshades]] this.

{{quote|'''Bobby:''' Rube Goldberg would be proud.}}

* The ''[[Evil Overlord List]]'', Number Seven, lists the only acceptable One Liner for villains:

* Newt exemplifies this trope amazingly in "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcFnvULy8zA How Aliens Should Have Ended]".