Breakout Kings/Funny

"Who farted?"
Lloyd playing Foosball
- Lloyd is pretty much a walking C Mo F.

Lloyd: Actually, cancer is a disease. You have a psychosexual disorder that manifests itself in deviant behaviour, so in short, you are... disgusting.

When Lloyd and Charlie have to share a hotel room. With only one good bed. And Lloyd likes to sleep au naturale
Ray using Xavier Price to break his fall when he jumps out the window.
Lloyd versus the prison psychiatrist:

Lloyd: Who I am? I'm a graduate of Harvard University, and Harvard Med Class of 1993. Where did you matriculate?
Shrink: The University of Illinois.
Lloyd: Hmm. State school.

Lloyd's objections to Ray's hostage plan:

Lloyd: What about HIS gun, Ray? His gun wasn't unloaded!
Ray: (pause) That's a fair criticism.

From the Season two Preview:

Shea: (watching Ray and Charlie have an arguement in Charlie's office): Somethin's goin' down.
Lloyd: Oh, I can translate that. (bad Italian accent; as Ray holds out his hands to each side) I once-a ate a canoli this-a big-a!
Erica: (as Charlie points to himself and then Ray): Do you know how handsome I am? I am very handsome. You? Not so much.

From the second season premiere:

Lloyd: Where did you get the vanilla body lotion?
Erica: I don’t have vanilla body lotion.
Lloyd: My God, that is your natural scent. Woman, you smell like cake.