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Bruce Lee kicked the ass of Chuck Norris (Yes, CHUCK FREAKIN' NORRIS!) in the movie Way of the Dragon is that cool. Chuck himself admitted that he would NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER beat Lee in a fight. EVER!
He could do two-finger push-ups.
- Bruce Lee didn't do push-ups, he merely pushed the earth away from his body with his two fingers.
His fastest fighting movements reached 5/100ths of a second, his slowest movements were a sluggish 8/100ths of a second.
He had to have special training equipment made of of CAR parts because he kept breaking his training equipment.
He could snatch a dime from your open palm and leave a penny there before you could close your fist. Still surprised he beat Chuck Norris?
The guy that broke into Bruce Lee's home to challenge him and ended up scaring Brandon and Shannon? Bruce put him in the hospital with one kick.

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 * [[Bruce Lee]] kicked the ass of [[Chuck Norris]] (Yes, [[Memetic Badass|CHUCK FREAKIN' NORRIS]]!) in the movie ''[[Way of the Dragon]]'' is that cool. Chuck himself admitted that he would NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER beat Lee in a fight. EVER!
 * He could do two-finger push-ups.