Camp Straight/Haiku

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"That guy's SO gay, dude."
"Then what's with his hot girlfriend?"
"...Are you KIDDING ME?!?"

—Shar Phoe

I do enjoy hugs
I am a bit eccentric
Sure, I act childish


But just 'cause I'm not
Comprised of muscles and beer
Does not mean I'm gay.

—Death To Squishies