Zarbon: Lord Freeza, I really need to use the Space Skype. Freeza: Zarbon, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call? Zarbon: Well, I need to call my girlfriend. Freeza: Well, I... Ginyu, I'll call you back. Come again? Zarbon: You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up and I want to find out where she wants to go so we can make our reservations early. Freeza: Oh... and all this time I could have sworn you were -- never mind. Zarbon: What, you thought I was single?
Frasier: Don't take this wrong, but... it never even occurred to me that you might be gay. Tom: Well, it never even occurred to me that you might be straight.
Dr. Girlfriend: Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode? The Monarch: Oh, no way, where? Holy crap, he's with a girl! Dr. Girlfriend: Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1. The Monarch: But he's the guy from Depeche Mode! That's impossible! Dr. Girlfriend: Straight! The Monarch: Come on, he's in Depeche Mode!
