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{{quote|''If you die in Canada, you die in REAL LIFE!''|''[http://xkcd.com/180/ Canada]'', ''[[Xkcd]]''}}
{{quote|''If you die in Canada, you die in REAL LIFE!''|''[http://xkcd.com/180/ Canada]'', ''[[Xkcd]]''}}


{{quote|''"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KvcQNeI53g Canadians are weird.]"''|'''Ed''', ''[[Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy|Ed Edd n Eddy]]''}}
{{quote|''"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}1KvcQNeI53g Canadians are weird.]"''|'''Ed''', ''[[Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy|Ed Edd n Eddy]]''}}


{{quote|''Take Off! To The Great White North!''
{{quote|''Take Off! To The Great White North!''
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''So lets sail forth, to the great white north Canada''
''So lets sail forth, to the great white north Canada''
''Go, go, go, back to Canada''
''Go, go, go, back to Canada''
''Lets all go BACK to Canadaaaaaaaaa-haaaaaaa...........haaaaaaaaaaa''
''Let's all go BACK to Canadaaaaaaaaa-haaaaaaa...........haaaaaaaaaaa''
''Back to Canada'' }}
''Back to Canada''|'''Norb''', ''[[The Angry Beavers]]''}}

{{quote|-- '''Norb''', ''[[The Angry Beavers]]''}}


{{quote|''The Great White North, CANADA! where you can enjoy a beautiful train ride, and go back to freezing cold temperatures, Hockey, Canadian bacon, [[So Good We Mentioned It Twice|Hockey]], bears, [[Department of Redundancy Department|Hockey]], maple syrup, more bears, [[Overly Long Gag|Hockey]]......wait, [[Don't Explain the Joke|Did I mention Hockey]]? |'''[[Shawn Michaels]]''' to the Hart Dynasty, eh?}}
{{quote|''The Great White North, CANADA! where you can enjoy a beautiful train ride, and go back to freezing cold temperatures, Hockey, Canadian bacon, [[So Good We Mentioned It Twice|Hockey]], bears, [[Department of Redundancy Department|Hockey]], maple syrup, more bears, [[Overly Long Gag|Hockey]]......wait, [[Don't Explain the Joke|Did I mention Hockey]]? |'''[[Shawn Michaels]]''' to the Hart Dynasty, eh?}}
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{{quote|“I’m proud to be Canadian. We may not have a fancy NFL team, or Prince, but we invented Trivial Pursuit - you’re welcome, Earth. Plus, in Canada, you can go to an all-nude strip club and order alcohol. That’s right. From Moose Jaw to the Bay of Fundy, you can suck down a 20-ounce Pilsner while watching some coal miner’s daughter strip down to her pelt. Jealous?”|'''Robin Scherbatsky''', ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]''}}
{{quote|“I’m proud to be Canadian. We may not have a fancy NFL team, or Prince, but we invented Trivial Pursuit - you’re welcome, Earth. Plus, in Canada, you can go to an all-nude strip club and order alcohol. That’s right. From Moose Jaw to the Bay of Fundy, you can suck down a 20-ounce Pilsner while watching some coal miner’s daughter strip down to her pelt. Jealous?”|'''Robin Scherbatsky''', ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]''}}


{{quote|'''[[Chuggaaconroy|Chugga]]''': Go be Canadian somewhere else!<br />
{{quote|'''[[Chuggaaconroy|Chugga]]''': Go be Canadian somewhere else!
'''[[Proton Jon]]''': You mean ''[[Shaped Like Itself|in Canada?]]'' Where we ''[[Failed a Spot Check|are right now?!]]''|'''[[The Runaway Guys]]'''}}
'''[[Proton Jon]]''': You mean ''[[Shaped Like Itself|in Canada?]]'' Where we ''[[Failed a Spot Check|are right now?!]]''|'''[[The Runaway Guys]]'''}}


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'''Samantha Traynor''': Vancouver? Not Paris or Venice. ''Vancouver.''
'''Samantha Traynor''': Vancouver? Not Paris or Venice. ''Vancouver.''
'''Shepard''': It's a great city!
'''Shepard''': It's a great city!
'''Samantha''': You never take me anywhere nice.|''[[Mass Effect 3]]''
'''Samantha''': You never take me anywhere nice.|''[[Mass Effect 3]]''}}
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{{quote|I literally can't think of anything more Canadian than killing large waterfowl with a hockey stick.
{{quote|I literally can't think of anything more Canadian than killing large waterfowl with a hockey stick.
Except apologizing afterwards.
Except apologizing afterwards. | [http://archived.moe/k/thread/28099433/#28102453 seen] on [[4chan|/k/]] }}
| [http://archived.moe/k/thread/28099433/#28102453 seen] on [[4chan|/k/]] }}


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