Candide/Funny

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  • In case you thought Voltaire was taking the plot a bit seriously:

Candide: You live? I find you here again in Portugal? Then have you not been raped? Then they did not rip open your belly as Doctor Pangloss informed me?
Cunegonde: Yes they did, but those two accidents are not always mortal.

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