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{{haiku|
''[[Freakazoid!]]'' villain
Say "Candle Jack," and watch out!
He'll make you disapp
|dockmarm}}
{{haiku|
Describe Candle Jack
In seventeen syllables?
That's very diffic
|Johnny E}}
{{haiku|
Everyone knows him,
Yet no one wants to say him.
The name: "Candle Jack".
|Crazy Lu}}
{{haiku|
We know what happens,
But we still say Candle Jack.
We're a bunch of id
|Bufuman}}
{{haiku|
Oh, what Idiots.
Candle Jack has stopped them from
Finishing their hai
|Sal Fish Fin}}
{{haiku|
The way to beat him:
Say his name at the finish.
Like this: [[Candle Jack]]
|Wa}}
{{haiku|
No one should ever
Say Candle Jack's name, but
Oh darn, I said i
|Iceguppie}}
{{haiku|
You're doing it wrong
Say [[Candle Jack]] and then you
Can't fini
|Anonymous}}
{{haiku|
[[[[Genre Savvy]] Don't say this guy's name,
Or, like everyone above,
You will get kidnapped.]]
|The Hero Hartmut}}
{{haiku|
Good old Candle J,
he is always so polite.
He clicks "save" for you.
|Lord Nadir [[Genre Savvy|who is also very savvy.}}
{{haiku|
I wrote a haiku
But it mentioned his name, so
I couldn't click "save."
|Anonymous}}
{{haiku|
Ha! I said his name,
And yet I'm still typing this!
He'll never catch m
|So We Ate Them}}
{{haiku|
Warn them of him, but
Never say his name, or else
[[Candle Jack]] will ge
|Bozozoku}}
{{haiku|
If his last name jumped
Over his first name. Then we'd
Have a nursery rhyme
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{{haiku|
I've looked to the left.
And to the right. He's not here.
So! Candle Jack! Hah!
|Wer}}
{{haiku|
Above troper! Watch
out, Candle Jack is behind
you, oh no that's hi
|Snowsky}}
{{haiku|
They've all been kidnapped!
Fancy saying "Candle Jack"!
But ''I'm'' much too clev
|Captain Pedant}}
{{haiku|
Candle Jack? Yeah right.
[[Team Fortress 2|Just build a freaking sentry.]]
That takes care of that.
|Rayne Cyro. [http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/FFFFFF/sentry/red/Rayne%20Cyro/blue/Candle%20Jack.png The result.}}
{{haiku|
He is everywhere.
In your house and in your dreams.
[[Gonna Need More Trope|And with enough rope.]]
|Vanguard1505}}
{{haiku|
It is challenging
Working in a hardware store
[[Gonna Need More Trope|Where is all the rope?]]
|duh}}
{{haiku|
Where are all the cops?
I can only assume he
Got all of them, too.
|Incom}}
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Latest revision as of 18:50, 10 April 2017
{{haiku| Good old Candle J, he is always so polite. He clicks "save" for you. |Lord Nadir [[Genre Savvy|who is also very savvy.}}