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''[[Freakazoid]]'' villain<br />Say "Candle Jack," and watch out!<br />He'll make you disapp<br />--[[Tropers/Dockmarm|dockmarm]] |
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''[[Freakazoid!]]'' villain |
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Say "Candle Jack," and watch out! |
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He'll make you disapp |
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|dockmarm}} |
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Describe Candle Jack<br />In seventeen syllables?<br />That's very diffic<br />--[[Tropers/Johnny E|Johnny E]] |
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Describe Candle Jack |
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In seventeen syllables? |
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That's very diffic |
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|Johnny E}} |
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Everyone knows him,<br />Yet no one wants to say him.<br />The name: "Candle Jack".<br />--[[Tropers/Crazy Luigi|Crazy Lu]] |
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Everyone knows him, |
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Yet no one wants to say him. |
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The name: "Candle Jack". |
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|Crazy Lu}} |
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We know what happens,<br />But we still say Candle Jack.<br />We're a bunch of id<br />--[[Tropers/Bufuman|Bufuman]] |
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We know what happens, |
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But we still say Candle Jack. |
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We're a bunch of id |
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|Bufuman}} |
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Oh, what Idiots.<br />Candle Jack has stopped them from<br />Finishing their hai<br />-- [[Tropers/Sal Fish Fin|Sal Fish Fin]] |
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Oh, what Idiots. |
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Candle Jack has stopped them from |
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Finishing their hai |
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|Sal Fish Fin}} |
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The way to beat him:<br />Say his name at the finish.<br />Like this: [[Candle Jack/Just for Fun|Candle Jack]]<br />--[[Tropers/Wanderlust Warrior|Wa]] |
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The way to beat him: |
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Say his name at the finish. |
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Like this: [[Candle Jack]] |
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|Wa}} |
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No one should ever<br />Say Candle Jack's name, but<br />Oh darn, I said i<br />--[[Tropers/Iceguppie|Iceguppie]] |
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No one should ever |
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Say Candle Jack's name, but |
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Oh darn, I said i |
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|Iceguppie}} |
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You're doing it wrong<br />Say [[Candle Jack/Just for Fun|Candle Jack]] and then you<br />Can't fini<br />--Anonymous |
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You're doing it wrong |
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Say [[Candle Jack]] and then you |
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Can't fini |
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|Anonymous}} |
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[[[[Genre Savvy]] Don't say this guy's name,<br />Or, like everyone above,<br />You will get kidnapped.]] |
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[[[[Genre Savvy]] Don't say this guy's name, |
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{{quote|--[[Tropers/The Hero Hartmut|The Hero Hartmut]]}} |
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Or, like everyone above, |
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You will get kidnapped.]] |
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|The Hero Hartmut}} |
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Good old Candle J,<br />he is always so polite.<br />He clicks "save" for you.<br />--[[Tropers/Lord Nadir|Lord Nadir]] [[Genre Savvy|who is also very savvy.]] |
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Good old Candle J, |
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he is always so polite. |
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He clicks "save" for you. |
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|Lord Nadir [[Genre Savvy|who is also very savvy.}} |
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I wrote a haiku<br />But it mentioned his name, so<br />I couldn't click "save."<br />--Anonymous |
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I wrote a haiku |
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But it mentioned his name, so |
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I couldn't click "save." |
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|Anonymous}} |
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Ha! I said his name,<br />And yet I'm still typing this!<br />He'll never catch m<br />--[[User:So We Ate Them]] |
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Ha! I said his name, |
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And yet I'm still typing this! |
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He'll never catch m |
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|So We Ate Them}} |
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Warn them of him, but<br />Never say his name, or else<br />[[Candle Jack/Just for Fun|Candle Jack]] will ge<br />--[[Tropers/Bozozoku|Bozozoku]] |
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Warn them of him, but |
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Never say his name, or else |
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[[Candle Jack]] will ge |
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|Bozozoku}} |
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If his last name jumped<br />Over his first name. Then we'd<br />Have a nursery rhyme |
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If his last name jumped |
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Over his first name. Then we'd |
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Have a nursery rhyme |
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I've looked to the left.<br />And to the right. He's not here.<br />So! Candle Jack! Hah!<br />-- Wer |
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I've looked to the left. |
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And to the right. He's not here. |
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So! Candle Jack! Hah! |
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|Wer}} |
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Above troper! Watch<br />out, Candle Jack is behind<br />you, oh no that's hi<br />-- Snowsky |
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Above troper! Watch |
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out, Candle Jack is behind |
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you, oh no that's hi |
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|Snowsky}} |
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They've all been kidnapped!<br />Fancy saying "Candle Jack"!<br />But ''I'm'' much too clev<br />-- Captain Pedant |
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They've all been kidnapped! |
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Fancy saying "Candle Jack"! |
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But ''I'm'' much too clev |
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|Captain Pedant}} |
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Candle Jack? Yeah right.<br />[[Team Fortress 2|Just build a freaking sentry.]]<br />That takes care of that.<br />-- [[Tropers/Rayne Cyro|Rayne Cyro]]. [http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/FFFFFF/sentry/red/Rayne%20Cyro/blue/Candle%20Jack.png The result.] |
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Candle Jack? Yeah right. |
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[[Team Fortress 2|Just build a freaking sentry.]] |
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That takes care of that. |
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|Rayne Cyro. [http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/FFFFFF/sentry/red/Rayne%20Cyro/blue/Candle%20Jack.png The result.}} |
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He is everywhere.<br />In your house and in your dreams.<br />[[Gonna Need More Trope|And with enough rope.]]<br />-- [[Tropers/Vanguard 1505|Vanguard1505]] |
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He is everywhere. |
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In your house and in your dreams. |
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[[Gonna Need More Trope|And with enough rope.]] |
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|Vanguard1505}} |
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It is challenging<br />Working in a hardware store<br />[[Gonna Need More Trope|Where is all the rope?]]<br />-- duh |
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It is challenging |
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Working in a hardware store |
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[[Gonna Need More Trope|Where is all the rope?]] |
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Where are all the cops?<br />I can only assume he<br />Got all of them, too.<br />-- [[Tropers/Incom|Incom]] |
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Where are all the cops? |
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I can only assume he |
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Got all of them, too. |
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|Incom}} |
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[[Category:Haiku Wiki]] |
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[[Category:Candle Jack]] |
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Latest revision as of 18:50, 10 April 2017
{{haiku| Good old Candle J, he is always so polite. He clicks "save" for you. |Lord Nadir [[Genre Savvy|who is also very savvy.}}