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** Spoofed in ''[[Dork Tower]]'', with:

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* A CNN news crawl shortly into the US invasion on Afghanistan: "[some US general] on Osama: 'He's either alive or dead in some tunnel'". Still impressive in that they ruled out dead outside of a tunnel.

* A CNN news crawl shortly into the US invasion on Afghanistan: "[some US general] on [[Osama Bin Laden]]: 'He's either alive or dead in some tunnel'". Still impressive in that they ruled out dead outside of a tunnel.

** In a similar vein, Donald Rumsfeld at one point declared that he was either in Afghanistan, in some other country, or dead. So... if he was dead, he must have been in international waters?

*** Well, he is ''now''.

** Rumsfeld made a similar statement when asked where the ~~WMD's~~ in Iraq were.

** Rumsfeld made a similar statement when asked where the WMDs in Iraq were.

{{quote|"We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat"}}

* "Do not attempt to stop blade with hands or genitals" - instructions on a chainsaw in Sweden.