Catscratch/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • When Mr. Blik and Gordon were trapped in rising lava, Waffle manages to save them with his new lobster friends. How? By having them form a ladder.

Mr. Blik: There's something you don't see everyday.

    • Gordon, thankful of the lobsters' help, renounces from ever eating them again... but not before the awkward moment of where he describes how delicious they are cooked, and they all took a few steps away from the cats.
  • Mr. Blik and Waffle begrudgingly agree to disguise themselves as a unicorn to impress the Human Kimberly. Waffle 'calls frontsies" but Mr. Blik wouldn't have any of that.
    • And then when they're wandering around in the costume.

Mr. Blik: What are you doing?
Waffle: Leaving a trail so we can find our way back. I'm laying eggs!
Mr. Blik: Unicorns don't lay eggs you imbecile!

Waffle: How do you know that?

Mr. Blik: Because I'm the head. That's where the brains are!

  • The Kracken being voiced by Maurice LaMarche doing his Orson Welles voice. It works remarkably well.
    • Especially when it shows up at the cats' house, seemingly for revenge... until it breaks down and cries.
  • Waffle's laser show involves REAL lasers. They were helpful in stopping a zombie outbreak (also Waffle's fault) but the first time used they pretty much scared and harmed a good number of people, prompting Mr. Blik and Gordon to warn him not to use them ever again.

Gordon: Laddie, I said blue cookbook, green room. Green cookbook, blue room is... The Scottish Book of the Dead!
Waffle: Oh. That explains the long and mysterious incantation with sour cream.

  • Concerning the issue of their robot selves.

Mr. Blik: How do we usually get out of situations before?
Waffle: We don't. We just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Mr. Blik: That's it! (they proceed to make even MORE deadly robots)