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• "This better be good, or I'm going to jump." however, the rest of the Tract attempts to be very depressing.
• One tract for believers shows a big hulking thug in the most hideous imaginable combination of bondage gear, biker clothing, and Nazi paraphernalia towering over a fairly ordinary-looking Christian guy who's sweating profusely (and whose stomach is shown to be tying itself into a knot) and yelling right in his face "Are you calling me a sinner!?" (Now why would anyone say that?)
• Satan, dressed in a pumpkin-headed mask for an upcoming Halloween massacre, gloating from a hilltop over the arrival of some teenagers in the woods and then suddenly exclaiming "%&*#! I forgot my chainsaw!"
  • While walking his pet snake on a leash.
    • And the kid yelling at him after running him off by invoking the name of the Lord.

Satan: [running away] @!!!**! Kid: [shakes his fist] I HATE YOU! AND I HATE YOUR LOUSY BIRTHDAY! —"You know what this panel needs? A chase scene to the tune of Yakety Sax."

• Lots and lots of Jack's "fans" read the tracts primarily for the combination of Narm Charm and Bile Fascination.
• The Family Guy panel in this tract. Made even better by the fact that Chick can draw Peter and Stewie Griffin 100% accurately and perfectly.
• "I'm so glad I haven't sinned for over 20 years!" ^{[dead link]}