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And to claim that he is is an insult to the infinite power and might that is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is more powerful than every god ever heard of COMBINED. |
And to claim that he is is an insult to the infinite power and might that is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is more powerful than every god ever heard of COMBINED. |
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== Chuck Norris is from [[Axis Powers Hetalia |
== Chuck Norris is from [[Axis Powers Hetalia|Prussia]] == |
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Because it explains alot. |
Because it explains alot. |
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== Chuck Norris is not from [[Axis Powers Hetalia |
== Chuck Norris is not from [[Axis Powers Hetalia|Prussia]] == |
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Because Prussia is from Chuck Norris. |
Because Prussia is from Chuck Norris. |
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They are both the most powerful people ever known. In [[Way of the Dragon]] Lee split himself for the scean and made one half his Lee form and the other his Norris form, the Norris half lost because the only person who can beat Bruce Lee/Chuck Norris is himself. |
They are both the most powerful people ever known. In [[Way of the Dragon]] Lee split himself for the scean and made one half his Lee form and the other his Norris form, the Norris half lost because the only person who can beat Bruce Lee/Chuck Norris is himself. |
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== [[Doctor Who|Rory Williams]] is Chuck Norris. == |
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== [[Harry Potter (novel)|Molly Weasley]] is Chuck Norris's cousin/sister/mother/whatever. == |
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Both redheaded [[Badass|Badasses]]. And yes, this would make Chuck Norris a wizard. I wouldn't put it past him. |
Both redheaded [[Badass|Badasses]]. And yes, this would make Chuck Norris a wizard. I wouldn't put it past him. |
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Latest revision as of 21:38, 8 April 2014
The only person who could defeat Chuck Norris was Patrick McGoohan
If you watch The Prisoner it becomes obvious that McGoohan could do anything. However, when he was alive he took a pacifistic "no fighting unless forced" stance. Then he passed away and now there's no stopping Norris.
- Jossed, Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.
- And that's how you know that movie was a work of fiction.
Chuck Norris is not god
And to claim that he is is an insult to the infinite power and might that is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is more powerful than every god ever heard of COMBINED.
Chuck Norris is from Prussia
Because it explains alot.
Chuck Norris is not from Prussia
Because Prussia is from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee are the same person
They are both the most powerful people ever known. In Way of the Dragon Lee split himself for the scean and made one half his Lee form and the other his Norris form, the Norris half lost because the only person who can beat Bruce Lee/Chuck Norris is himself.
Rory Williams is Chuck Norris.
Molly Weasley is Chuck Norris's cousin/sister/mother/whatever.
Both redheaded Badasses. And yes, this would make Chuck Norris a wizard. I wouldn't put it past him.
Chuck Norris is the Emperor of Man
PRAISE HIM AND STRIKE DOWN HIS FOES!!!