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{{quote|"''[[Fetish Fuel|I'll punish you in high heels!]]''"
|'''Sailor Mars''' (in a one-off [[In the Name of the Moon|pre-battle speech]]), ''[[Sailor Moon]]''}}

{{quote|"''You going to wear that while [[They Fight Crime|you fight crime]]? Those heels could be deadly weapons.''"
|'''Arsenal''', ''[[Teen Titans (Comic Book)|Teen Titans]]''}}

Thanks to [[Sex Sells]] and [[Rule of Sexy]], [[Action Girl]]s will often wear high heels to complete the rest of their [[Stripperiffic]] [[Painted-On Pants|outfits]].

In [[Real Life]] however, tall stiletto heels are hard to walk in on a solid, level surface, let alone any natural terrain. Running and dancing in them requires extensive practice, let alone do the acrobatics needed in a fight. Debate rages as to whether combat stilettos are an [[Acceptable Break From Reality]], or if they push [[Willing Suspension of Disbelief]] too far.

In comic books this is often [[Depending on the Artist]]: artists A and B will use it in moderation, C will draw normal shoes, but artist D will insist on drawing high heels on all female characters regardless of reason, situation, or even if it's the character's usual style. While this can be part of [[Most Writers Are Male]] trend, this tend to appear equal often with Female Writers as well, [[Rule of Sexy|for]] [[Escapism|various]] [[Author Appeal|reasons]].

A common justification is when the woman in question is ''not'' trying to adventure at the time. If otherworldly beings start attacking while you're in your little black dress and sexy pumps, you generally don't have time to nip off home for fatigues and combat boots.

Not to be confused with [[Knife Nut|a combat stiletto]]. See [[Rule of Sexy]], [[Impossibly Cool Clothes]] and [[These Tropes Are Made for Walking]].

{{examples}}
== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* ''[[Sailor Moon]]'': Most of the Sailor Senshi have heels on their shoes; Mars, who wears red stilettos, even [[Lampshade Hanging|mentions it]] in the above [[In the Name of the Moon|pre-battle speech]] in the manga. Though [[Naoko Takeuchi|the creator of]] ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' is a straight woman, [[All Women Love Shoes|she really likes drawing shoes.]]
** Interestingly, Sailor Venus has a tendency to kick her enemies' throats with her heels: she apparently realized what she could do by weaponizing them...
* Marie from ''[[Soul Eater]]''. Not only does she fight in them, her specialty is ''speed''.
* Mireille Bouquet from ''[[Noir]]'' is habitually guilty of this.
* Androssi Zahard from ''[[Tower of God]]'' uses stilettos. That turns out to be a bad choice of shoes, since twice, they are successfully attacked to throw her off-balance, so that one got subverted good..
* The Knight Sabers' [[Powered Armor|hardsuits]] in ''[[Bubblegum Crisis]]''.
** Although the Knight Sabers armored boots are more like a ballet slipper with a heel.
** Also the tech manual handwaves it as that those are filled with a shock absorbing gel allowing them to still move after harder landings. They are basically like the boots from ''Portal 2''. See video games example.
* Due to author Mamoru Nagano's ever-present fascination with genderqueers, a great many of the [[Humongous Mecha|Mortar Headds]] from ''[[The Five Star Stories]]'' have stiletto-esque heel-struts built into their legs. Actually becomes a plot point in one story arc, when two characters use their mech's collapsible heel-struts to slip out of an opponent's gripping attack.
* ''[[One Piece]]'' 
** [[Hot Amazon|Boa Hancock]] from sees nothing wrong with kicking people in the face with her high heels in the middle of a warzone. Of course, that's far from the only part of her outfit [[Theiss Titillation Theory| that makes little sense.]]
** Gold Lion Shiki carries this trope to an absurd extreme in Movie 10, as he's replaced both his feet with his swords. [[media:gold lion shiki 7192.jpg|See?]] Much more justified in this case, as his powers are basically [[Mind Over Matter]], so he doesn't actually have to walk to get around unless he really feels like it.
** Baby 5 from the Dressrosa Arc is a [[Dark Action Girl]] who wears a sexy [[French Maid]] outfit which includes this feature.
* For a male example, Sebastian from ''[[Black Butler]]'' wears stilettos when in demon form.
* Despite its lack of apparent gender, Myria/Mylia from ''[[Macross]]''/''[[Robotech]]'' has heels on her VF-1. (All VF-1s do, in fact.) This is possibly justified so the engines in the legs work, but there are no excuses for her previous female power armor.
* Fatina from ''[[The Tower of Druaga (anime)|The Tower of Druaga]]''.
* The later seasons of ''[[Pretty Cure]]'' (more notably ''[[Fresh Pretty Cure|Fresh]]'' and ''[[Heartcatch Pretty Cure|Heartcatch]]'') have their heroines wear high heels while transformed.
* Jiko Bou of ''[[Princess Mononoke]]'' uses [[wikipedia:Geta (footwear)|Tengu-style wooden Geta sandals]] with only one tall "teeth" instead of the usual two.  {{spoiler|He's a covert operative sent by the Emperor}}, so he has the balance needed to walk, run and even jump wearing them.
* Shaina in ''[[Saint Seiya]]'' fights in high eels. Including a scene where she dodges Shun's Nebula Chain, jumps and runs on it, an then hits Shun. However in the Manga version she wears more reasonable shoes as a part of her armor
* Tauburn, Takuto's mech from ''[[Star Driver]]'' has these. Yes, the giant robot has high heels.
* Tsunade from ''[[Naruto]]'' wears high heeled sandals that can somehow survive a heel drop which can shatter rocks.
* Hisoka from ''[[Hunter X Hunter]]'' has no problem arena fighting with high heels on.
* Most of the ''[[Pretty Cure]]'' series have the main heroines donning high heeled boots. It's taken to major extreme with ''[[Heartcatch Pretty Cure]]'' where their heels are pencil thin and yet they still beat the snot out of the [[Monster of the Week]].
* One-shot duelist [[Alpha Bitch|Ran (Missy in the dub)]] in ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh! GX]]''. Even lampshaded in the dub, where after she takes a bad direct attack from Syrus' Steamroid. Alexis comments on how it's a mistake to duel in heels.

== [[Comic Books]] ==
* Barbara Gordon, the first [[Batgirl]]. Lampshaded in ''Batgirl #45'', when her successor Cassandra Cain puts on Barbara's old costume. Cassandra, who usually brings [[Waif Fu]] to ridiculous levels, keeps tripping and stumbling thanks to the heels.
** The ''Batgirl: Year One'' miniseries joins the long line of Lampshades on this trope by having Barbara's heel snap off during her initial fight with Killer Moth. There [[Justified Trope|it makes perfect sense]], since at this point she is ''not'' a crime-fighter, and was actually going to a costume party where high-heels fit in just fine. Once she decides to go pro, she cannibalizes some hiking boots to give her costume some better soles.
* When the new [[Batwoman]] was revealed in ''[[52]]'' she was drawn with a number of impractical costume decisions, including high-heels. When she was transferred to the lead in ''Detective Comics'' the artists made a deliberate decision to have her costume be more practical and, amongst the changes, removed her heels (she also cut her hair and replaced it with a wig, since [[Batman]] [[Lampshade Hanging|points out]] that any [[Mook]] can grab her hair and end the fight).
** This was eventually given an in-story explanation: her father was the original designer of the costume.
{{quote|'''Kate:''' Pop...are those heels?
'''Jake:''' They were the only boots I could find in red. It's a good color, doesn't pop during night ops. }}
* [[Hawkman|Hawkgirl]] used to, now she wears flat-soled boots.
* [[Green Lantern]] villain Star Sapphire. Less of an issue for her since she mostly flies.
* [[Shazam|Mary Marvel]], when she [[Evil Costume Switch|turned evil]] during ''[[Final Crisis]]''.
* [[Black Canary]] is infamous for fighting in high-heeled shoes, and there is a widespread and heated conflict in the fandom between those who insist it is stupid and should be fixed, an acceptable aspect of fantasy, and a few who claim it is actually [[Justified Trope|reasonable]]. At least one letter writer to a Black Canary comic claims she was capable of delivering high-kicks while cosplaying as Canary, without harming herself. We... [[Don't Try This At Home|wouldn't recommend trying]].
** In ''JLA: Year One'', [[Flash]] once asked Black Canary about her high heels and if they are not impractical for fighting crime. [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v137/stardrifter001/junk/blackcanaryflash.jpg Her reaction] was to grab the wings of his mask and [[Take That|turn his mask 90° around, blinding him]].
*** Of course, if you're fast enough to grab onto Flash's head, then twisting his mask around is probably the best possible result for him.
* Emma Frost, and pretty much every other female in the Hellfire Club.
** It makes sense for Emma at least, since she'd rather use telepathy to hurt people than high kicks.
* The Scarlet Witch.
* [[She Hulk]], [[Does Not Like Shoes|when she wears shoes at all]], requires heels made out of [[Unobtainium|special metal]].
* Elsa Bloodstone of ''[[Nextwave]]'' wears thigh high stilettos.
* Silk Spectre I and II in ''[[Watchmen (comics)|Watchmen]]''.
* Everyone in ''[[Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose]]''. The comic exists entirely on [[Fan Service]], so it's to be expected.
* Maid Man, from ''[[Empowered]]''. A rare male example. Of course he gets away with it because he is the Goddamn Maid Man.
** Nearly all the female supers play this straight. Sistah Spooky's 6-inch ''platform'' heels are impressive - she can fly though. Emp herself can't wear shoes in costume.
* [[Animal Superheroes]] example: Alley-Kat-Abra from ''[[Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew]]!''
* The girls from ''[[Runaways]]'' usually dress pretty sensibly ([[Not Wearing Tights|none of them have traditional super hero costumes]]), but not always. One issue showed Nico going into battle wearing stilettos and Karolina fighting alongside her in ''flip-flops'', which seems even more impractical.
** To be fair, they weren't attacking somebody, somebody attacked ''them'' when they weren't expecting it.
* For ''[[Gotham City Sirens]]'', Catwoman has added heels to her formerly sensible costume.
* The aptly-named human villain Stiletto from the ''[[Transformers Animated]]'' comic series is a former kickboxer whose boot heels actually incorporate ''[[Laser Blade|laser scalpels]]''.
* [[Wonder Woman]] used to have this trope done straight, but the [[Post-Crisis]] onward usually has her wearing sensible flat soled boots.
* Envy Adams of the ''[[Scott Pilgrim]]'' series wears platform heeled boots in her fight with Ramona, though somewhat justified in that the fight was impromptu and Envy seemingly never wears flats.
* Female Judges in ''[[Judge Dredd]]'' stories may have them, [[Depending on the Artist]] (especially if that artist is Brian Bolland).
* ''[[Sin City]]'' has an assassin named Blue Eyes who once threw a stiletto into a man's eye socket and killed him. [[Austin Powers|But who throws a shoe? Honestly!]]
* ''[[Lady Mechanika]]''. Not true stilettos, but the heroine does do all of her action scenes in Victorian-era high-heeled boots.

== [[Fan Works]] ==
* In the ''[[Batman]]'' fanfiction ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20110114072449/http://archiveofourown.org/works/81730 Fine Feathers]'' Damian Wayne is in a situation where he must crossdress. He muses on how high heels would make more effective weapons than footwear, and demands Barbara Gordon teach him how to fight in them.
* In ''[http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-23790/HeatherSin+Dreaming+the+American+Dream.htm Dreaming the American Dream]'', a crossover between the [[Marvel Universe]] and ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'', Xander (who was [[Gender Bender|gender swapped]]... don't ask) lampshades this when he notices that heroines wear high heels while running and fighting. At first when he got offered some he thought they were joking [[Serious Business|...they weren't]].
* ''[[Eri's Game]]'' has the titular character's case. Not to mention the scene where she beats up {{spoiler|Reaper Beat}} with it.

== [[Film]] ==
* [[Catwoman]] in the live-action adaptations. In the comics she usually wears more reasonable shoes.
** Noticeably jarring when in the mall her heels keep appearing and disappearing when she starts doing back flips and such.
** '' [[The Dark Knight Rises]]'' [http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/WmsPX5r22bY.9fEYu55RZg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTE5MA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/theprojector/250_catwomanbatman_092611.jpg appears to be no exception.] Which is odd considering how much [[Christopher Nolan|Nolan]] likes to go on about how plausible the Batsuit is. (It's a little hard to see because they appear to be made of metal and blend in with the concrete.)
* Cherry Darling in ''[[Grindhouse]]'', at least on the leg that hasn't been replaced with an assault rifle. Justified because she's a <s>stripper</s> [[Insistent Terminology|go-go dancer]] who never actually makes it home from her shift.
* Averted in ''[[Salt]]'', when Salt slips off her heels as soon as she goes on the run and spends the rest of the movie in flat boots.
* Elvira in ''[[Elvira, Mistress of the Dark]]'' subverts the old trope about female victims running from slasher-movie villains tripping and falling (and then being killed) due to high heels... by throwing her stiletto heels as weapons.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvionZFGBqA This scene] from [[Jackie Chan]]'s ''[[The Armor Of God]]'', which also demonstrates some of the problems with high heels in combat situations. On the other hand it gave some extra punch to their multiple [[Groin Attack]].
* In the ''[[Watchmen (film)|Watchmen]]'' movie shows the impracticality of this, when Silk Spectre's boots slip out from under her, as she's trying to fight off the Comedian's rape attempt. On the other hand, her daughter seems to have no problem fighting in them during the prison breakout scene.
** Somewhat justified when Silk Spectre II kicks someone in the throat with the heel of her boot. Stilettos... two extra weapons strapped to the bottom of your feet. Silk Spectre II's boots switch between heels and flats, the aforementioned prison break sequence is a noticeable example.
* While filming ''[[Tromeo and Juliet]]'', actress [[Tiffany Shepis]] accidentally punctured co-star Stephen Blackehart's lower lip with her spiked heel.
* In the live-action movie of ''[[Barb Wire]]'', Pamela Anderson does a great deal of fighting in stilettos. On a plus-point she uses dynamite and guns a lot more than hand-to-hand combat, but they are still impractical.
* The villain of ''[[Single White Female]]'' murders the protagonist's boyfriend with a stiletto shoe.
* Averted in the 2010 film ''[[RED (film)|RED]]'' when Victoria slips off her dress high heels and trades them for a pair of sensible flat boots before the big operation.
* Cynthia Rothrock. Fighting in tall stiletto heels. On glass table-tops. On a CARGO NET stretched over a two-story tall stack of boxes. Then she moved to Australia and her films got a little calmer.
* ''[[Van Helsing]]'': Kate Beckinsale complained about the difficulty she had running about in high heels while filming action sequences.
* This leads to a bit of [[Fridge Logic]] and [[Hypocritical Humor]] in ''[[The Incredibles]]'', where Edna Mode berates capes for being impractical but still designs (and makes) high-heeled costumes for the heroines.
* In ''[[Ticked Off Trannys With Knives]],'' one of the "girls" manages to gouge her attacker's eye out by stabbing it with the heel of her shoe.

== [[Literature]] ==
* ''[[Discworld]]''
** ''[[Going Postal (Discworld)|Going Postal]]''. Adora Belle Dearheart wears high heels and notes that in pounds per square inch, it's "like being stepped on by a very pointy elephant" and that she can "kick like a mule". Combined with the fact she's not really an [[Action Girl]] (of the combat related type at least) and on a date at the time of first reference, it makes her footwear less impractical. She's also only ever described as kicking while sitting down. To make it simple, she stomps her heel down on the feet of annoying men, which thanks to her high and thin heels, has near armor-piercing qualities. It doesn't work on Trolls, though.
** Lampshaded in ''[[Witches Abroad]]''. Magrat ends up wearing the high-heeled 'glass' slippers. She slips, loses a slipper, and screams, "How the hell is anybody supposed to walk in these?!" Then she pulls off the other one and runs for it.
* Cat Crawford, the heroine of the ''[[Night Huntress]]'' books, has been known to use a pair of solid silver stiletto heels to sneak stakes into vampire gatherings.
* A similar tactic was used by Cathy Barrett to discourage a groper in a [[Nightside]] pub.
* Parodied in ''[[A Series of Unfortunate Events]]'', in which the [[Fashion Victim Villain]] Esme Squalor uses [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|actual stilettos]] on her high heels to attempt to kill the Baudelaires. Naturally, Snicket did a [[Lampshade Hanging]] about how impractical and violent the shoes were, and indeed she had huge problems with running, constantly getting her shoes stuck.
* ''[[The Action Heroines Handbook|The Action Heroine's Handbook]]'' has a chapter on 'How to Win a High-Speed chase in high heels and a bustier'.
* Subverted in ''Medallion''. Villainess Kespa has a pair of heels she made from sap to wear around her fortress, but their purpose is solely to scare her servants and announce her arrival (her floors are made of stone and the shoes make noise). It's stated she has a pair of practical boots for when she goes out to do battle.
* In ''[[The Dresden Files]]'', [[Femme Fatale|Lara]] sprints several blocks in impractical shoes. Harry [[lampshade]]s this. {{spoiler|Several pages ''later'', she hammers the heel through an attacker's head.}}
** Not a true example; Lara is a White Court vampire, and has superhuman dexterity, agility, strength, endurance, etc. For her this was no more difficult than running in flats is for Harry's friend Karrin Murphy.
* Subverted in the ''[[Kate Daniels]]'' series when Kate slips off her stilettos in preparation for a fight.
{{quote|If I kicked him, the heel would slide into him like a knife - but I'd have a hell of a time getting free.}}
* In one of the ''[[Fearless (novel)|Fearless]]'' novels, Gaia gets attacked by a bunch of thugs while dressed up for dinner with her dad. She reflects that one advantage to fighting in evening wear is that high heels can be used as a weapon. In her case, it [[Justified Trope|makes sense]] that she would be able to fight in heels, as she's been extensively trained from childhood in just about every kind of martial art with a name. Even though she hates wearing heels, walking and fighting in them probably isn't much of a problem for her.

== [[Live-Action TV]] ==
* Fiona on ''[[Burn Notice]]'' always dresses as if she is going to a cocktail party, and ''still'' manages to kick serious ass about 98% of the time. Though when she is planning to get into trouble she generally wears more practical footwear.
* Sydney Bristow in ''[[Alias (TV series)|Alias]]'' wore heels for many of her [[Wig, Dress, Accent|disguises]] while on assignment. Sometimes the outfits were Stripperific, sometimes they were conservative. But unless she was running laps around the track, she was in heels.
* Scully on ''[[The X-Files]]''. OK, so she's only 5'2", but the footgear issue was lampshaded in the episode "Hollywood A.D.", when the actress playing Scully asks her how it's possible to run in heels that high (which Scully does have to do on the job).
** What makes it better is that she actually [[Crowning Moment of Funny|demonstrates]], and can be seen running back and forth in the background while Mulder has a conversation with the actor playing him.
** Once, she [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|turned her heels into a self-defense weapon by kicking someone in the face while wearing them]].
* "Taffy" on ''[[Dollhouse]]''. It's probably a joke when she says it's important to wear comfortable shoes.
** No, they're probably just expensive heels - many people find them quite comfortable.
* Laura Holt on ''[[Remington Steele]]''. In the episode "Steele in the Chips," a guest star played by Geena Davis asks how Laura can run in high heels, to which she replies, "Practice."
* The mysterious super-heroine Stiletto (Lois) in ''[[Smallville]]'' wears (of course) stilettos, although she regrets this since she can barely ''walk'' in them, never mind fight crime.
* On one of the few occasions Ziva wears heels on ''[[NCIS]]'' she ends up in a big fight. The actress goes on (and on) about this in the DVD commentary.
* The [[Bionic Woman (2007 series)|''Bionic Woman'' reboot]].
* ''[[She Spies]]''.
* Lampshaded/Inverted in ''[[Cybill]]''; Maryann briefly tries wearing flats, but can't keep her balance.
* Referenced in an episode of ''[[Gilmore Girls]]''.
{{quote|'''Girl:''' So girls go on adventures too?
'''Lorelai:''' And they go in heels. }}
* Nikki (as [[Super-Powered Evil Side|Jessica]]) of ''[[Heroes (TV series)|Heroes]]'' fame pulls this off [[Moment of Awesome (Sugar Wiki)|spectacularly]]: after effortlessly throwing three burly security guards to the ground, she places her stiletto heel against the temple of the one that's still conscious to get information out of him, threatening to stomp down and stab his brains if he doesn't talk.
* For reasons forever unknown to God and Man most of the Doctor's companions on ''[[Doctor Who]]'' elect to explore strange new worlds in three or four inch heels.
** Subverted with Rose, Donna, and Amy. Most of time all three are seen wearing sneakers.
** And Leela who wore calf length moccasins.
* Sarah in ''[[Chuck]]'' ''always'' wears heels. This troper is particularly reminded of the time she ran ''through a fountain'' in four-inch leather boots.
** Casey mentions stabbing someone with a stiletto while investigating a fashion show sometime before the series began. This is a [[Stealth Pun]] as "stiletto" can refer to a shoe or a knife and it's unclear which one Casey meant.
* ''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]]'': Kira Nery wears (chunky) heels with her uniform. This is, however, almost entirely because [[Nana Visitor]], when stood next to her statuesque co-stars like Terry Farrell, looks almost ridiculously short.
* ''[[Star Trek: Voyager]]'' Jeri Ryan actually insisted on this for Seven of Nine's costume. Something about the catsuit seemed to require them, apparently.
** Which doesn't make much sense for a practical Borg. Then again, the Borg never seem to run or engage in hand-to-hand combat, so it may work.
* Referred to in the ''[[MythBusters]]'' "Superhero Special". A build team filler segment involved how fast one could change into a superhero costume in a phone booth. After Kari won the competition, she commented that she ''needed'' the head start if she was going to chase down a villain while wearing high-heeled boots.
* Averted In one of those weird ''[[Xena: Warrior Princess]]'' episodes that take place in modern times. Xena found herself reincarnated as a mousy secretary in a 1940s ''[[Indiana Jones]]'' spoof. When Ares is reawakened, she kicks off her shoes and and proceeds to kick his ass.
* Brittany from ''[[Glee]]'' does an ''amazing'' dance with Mike at Sectionals in heels.
** This is [[Truth in Television]]. Dancers - particularly ballroom and belly dancers - train bloody hard to do extremely complex and sometimes dangerous steps specifically in heels, and not necessarily sensible heels either. It's as much a skill as dancing ''en pointe'' in ballet, and is made somewhat easier by the fact that most dance forms require you to keep your weight over the balls of your feet rather than the heels.
* In an early episode of ''[[Quantum Leap]]'', Sam Beckett "leaps" into a small-town coroner/mortician in the early 1960's, and has to solve the murder of a young woman. {{spoiler|He discovers that the woman was killed by a jealous friend who took the victim's own spike-heeled shoe and hit her, driving the heel into her brain, in a manner very like the Robert De Niro film mentioned above.}}
* All of the girls in ''[[Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon]]'' have heels on their footwear. The series featured a lot more high kicks and flips than the anime did, so it's noticeable when you can see the Senshi wearing flat-soled boots during the fight scenes.
** The most noticeable flub was during Act 0: Birth of Sailor V! during which Sailor V's normal shoes are replaced by white sneakers for a few shots.
* [[She's Got Legs|Miss Parker]] of ''[[The Pretender]]'' likes her high heels.
* Detective Kate Beckett of ''[[Castle]]'' is known to constantly wear 4 inch stiletto heels, despite the fact that her job requires a good deal of walking and running, and she pulls it off surprisingly well. In "Nikki Heat", Natalie Rhodes postulates that she wears them because she needs the psychological edge that the height gives her against the men in her profession, to which Beckett replies that she doesn't need the edge. She just likes it.
* Subverted with Sophie on ''[[Leverage]]''. She's a grifter and therefore almost always wearing high heels, but kicks them off if the con goes awry and she needs to leg it, like "The Second David Job" and "The Reunion Job". Also in "The Reunion Job" both her and the female gun for hire kick their heels off before fighting each other. Played straight with Eliot's counterpart in "The Two Live-Crew Job", however.

== [[Professional Wrestling]] ==
* Yinling, the Erotic Terrorist of HUSTLE, would wrestle in high heels.

== [[Tabletop Games]] ==
* ''[[GURPS]]'' has two perks relating to this. "High-Heeled Heroine" allows you to run and do acrobatics in heels, andn "High-Heeled Hurt" makes it possible to use them like the other kind of stiletto.
* The tongue-in-cheek ''[[Macho Women with Guns]]'' game is ''all'' over this.
** To clarify, "Run in high heels" is a skill.
* ''Armor Piercing'' is a +1/2 advantage in ''[[Champions]]'' to which the disadvantages ''Only When Kicking'' and ''Obvious, Inaccessible Focus: Stiletto-Heeled Boots'' could be applied to make them quite affordable.
** In later editions (5th plus) one may simply purchase the ''Armor Piercing'' on a hypothetical ''Hand Attack'' equal to the character's best kick.

== [[Toys]] ==
* The action figure for comics lead Michiko Noguchi (a human [[Alien (franchise)|Weyland-Yutani]] employee adopted into a [[Predator]] clan) features ridiculous combat stilettos in Predator-armor fashion.

== [[Video Games]] ==
* The Demon Hunter from ''[[Diablo]] III''.
* ''[[City of Heroes]]'': For females, most footwear options have stiletto heels to them, where in a male character the same clothing choice would be flat. Yes, one of the female heroine's natural abilities seems to be kicking ass in six-to-eight inch heels. The other is the [[Most Common Superpower]].
* The eponymous heroine of ''[[Bayonetta]]''. The heels have been [[Rule of Cool|replaced with guns]], with which she performs [[Gun Fu]].
* ''[[BloodRayne]]''. Similar to Bayonetta, the heels are [[Shoe Phone|actual stilettos]].
* Averted in ''[[Tomb Raider]] Legend''. The bad guys attack while Lara is at a fancy dinner party, and she takes off her heels and [[Foot Focus|fights barefoot]].
* In the early ''[[Mortal Kombat]]'' games, the women wore flat shoes due to being digitized live actors. Once gaming reached the 3D era though, Midway started adding progressively more [[Fan Service]] with each game. It got particularly bad in ''Mortal Kombat 9'', where Sonya—an Army commando who normally dressed relatively sensible—rocked the heel.
** Skarlett invokes this trope literally by stabbing her opponent in the [[Eye Scream|eye]] with her heel.
* Ivy Valentine from ''[[Soul Calibur]]'', seeing as she's plainly meant to be a [[Dominatrix]]. Though she does actually make use of them by stamping on opponents while they're lying down and twisting her foot around. Ouch.
* Lei-Fang from ''[[Dead or Alive]]''. Her down attack is stomping on the opponent with them. If the opponent is male and is in front of her it hits him in the [[Groin Attack|groin.]]
* ''[[Tekken]]'': The Williams sisters do this every so often; both can grind the heel on a downed opponent. The other girls appear to prefer flat-soled boots, sneakers, slippers, or nothing.
** Lili, who was introduced in Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection, wears white high-heeled boots with her most common outfit and generally defies physics with her [[She Fu]] fighting style.
* Averted in ''[[Skies of Arcadia]]'' with [[Mysterious Waif|Fina]], who is a very slow character and fights with magic or by letting her [[Mon]] do the fighting. Played straight with [[Fragile Speedster]] Aika, but her heels are not as big as Fina's.
* ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' series: Pretty much every Viera ever. They have digitigrade feet, so their heels are off the ground with or without the shoes.
** Except in the artwork of ''Final Fantasy Tactics Advance'' and ''A2'', which take place in the same universe as XII, Viera have rather reasonable heels and some even walk flat like the Assassin.
** Due to the... ''unusual'' art design for ''[[Final Fantasy XII]]'', it was long believed that Larsa Ferrinas Solidor's thigh-high boots were what have have been described as "cherry red high-heeled Sunday pumps." The contrast of the red and green on his boots actually makes it appear as if he's wearing high-heels, and red ones at that.
** Another male example with Luso in ''[[Final Fantasy Tactics A2]]'', as he has heels in his official artwork. His [[Catgirl]] Adelle sports these as well.
** The [[Final Fantasy Tactics Advance|Tactics Advance]] series in general has several instances of this, most notoriously, the hume Black Mage.
* ''[[Final Fantasy X]]'': Lulu has been speculated to wear heels beneath her dress due to the sound her feet make on hard surfaces in the game.
** The official figurine solves this mystery—yes she has feet, yes she is wearing high heels.
* Another male example is [[Final Fantasy II|The Emperor]] in ''[[Dissidia Final Fantasy]]''. It's been part of his design before that if you look at the Amano art, but they were actually emphasized in one cutscene.
* Played with in ''[[Portal (series)|Portal]]''. Your character has prosthetic knees (boots in the sequel) which allow her to fall indefinitely without dying. However, they make her feet contort in the same way that heels do.
* ''[[Final Fantasy XI]]'''s Kam'lanaut fits this trope to a T. By day, he wears garish wine-colored robes and gladiator sandals, but by night, he becomes a sorcerous Paladin wearing what are ''easily'' 6-inch stiletto-heeled sabatons. It doesn't help that he has Rapunzel hair that drags on the floor.
** But justified - sort of - in that he flies when in battle and thus there is nothing for him to trip on.
* Ada Wong in ''[[Resident Evil]] 4'' wears high heels to go along with her evening gown.
** The opening cutscene of ''[[Resident Evil]] 5'' introduces us to {{spoiler|Jill Valentine}}, who wears high-heeled boots through the entire game.
*** Sheva's BSAA outfit wears some boots with semi-reasonable heels and she does plenty of [[Kick Chick|high kicks and flips]]. All of her alternate costumes also include high heels. {{spoiler|Jill's}} BSAA outfit actually has some sensible boots. Excella Gionne wears high heels in her default costume and actually uses them on knocked down Majini during ''The Mercenaries Reunion'' minigame.
** Cindy from the ''Outbreak'' games also wears heels. Made all the more peculiar in the fact that she's a waitress, who normally wear comfortable shoes due to all the walking involved in that job.
* Holly Summers from ''[[No More Heroes]]''. It may be necessary for her to wear the heels... well, heel, as otherwise her real and prosthetic legs would be unbalanced.
** Shinobu in the [[No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle|sequel]] also sports a pair.
** As does [[Complete Monster|Bad]] [[Serial Killer|Girl]]
* Most of the females in the ''[[Devil May Cry]]'' series, including Trish/{{spoiler|Gloria}} and Lucia.
* In ''[[Dirge of Cerberus]]'', Rosso clicks around in stiletto, thigh-high boots. To say nothing about her butt-cape.
* Evelynn in ''[[League of Legends]]'' sports a pair of noticeable heels, even in the game.
** She points out the difficulty of walking in them as well.
* Many [[Game Mod|custom outfits]] for ''[[The Sims]]'' have gratuitous heels, even with swimwear.
* Female elementalist and mesmer boots in ''[[Guild Wars]]'' are typically high-heeled. Other professions have more sensible footwear.
* Several years have passed, and players ''still'' wonder how come [[Lady of War]] Chizuru Kagura from ''[[The King of Fighters]]'' can fight while wearing stilettos.
* Shania from ''[[Shadow Hearts]]: From the New World'' wears high-heeled sandals and [[Stripperiffic|not much else...]]
* Mai Hem in ''[[Perfect Dark|Perfect Dark Zero]]'' wears heels, along with a [[Stripperiffic]] dress.
* Hel, the main antagonist of ''[[Viking: Battle for Asgard]]''.
* ''Ninja Gaiden''; even more so in ''Sigma 2''. Ninjas in heels, anyone?
* In ''[[Saints Row the Third]]'', you can wear 5 inch platforms without having difficulty moving. But then again, this is the game which allows you to juggle pedestrians 50 feet in the air using explosive ammo. Realism isn't particularly high on it's list of priorities.
* Shiki's boots in ''[[The World Ends With You]]'' are heeled, but not ridiculously so. The most amusing example of this trope, though, comes in the form of the footwear equipment that, given a high enough Bravery stat, [[Crossdresser|anyone can wear]]. Of these, the best would have to be the Enamel Pumps—their stats in terms of defense aren't impressive, but the wearer ''keeps their balance when hit by enemy attacks that would otherwise knock them around.'' Oh, irony.
** ''[[Dragon Quest IX]]'' does something similar. There are several high heel pieces of equipment that female characters can wear and they actually increase evasion rate. The high heels don't look any different than other footwear, though, even though equipment actually shows up on your character in this game.
* One of the main party members in ''[[Anachronox]]'' is a combat assassin who wears stilettos and [[Knife Nut|uses lots of throwing knives.]] Her name? [[Meaningful Name|Stiletto Anyway.]]
* Averted in ''[[Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots]]'' when Naomi ditches her heels to run quicker.
** But played totally straight with Raiden in the same game, whose incredibly flexible feet allow him to use his heels as 'thumbs' to grip knives with.
* In ''[[Fire Emblem]]: Path of Radiance'', you can see that most of the female characters wear boots with ''heels''! Titania is only somewhat justified since as a cavalry unit, she needs to wear riding boots, but high heels are not necessary. Not to mention that, for Lucia, being a Swordmaster means being one of the fastest and most agile units in the game, and heels—Wait, never mind; that ''might'' explain how she manages it. Princess Elincia, Tanith, and Marcia are all Pegasus Knights and also wear heeled boots. Is it just to impress the boys when they land? Funnily enough, the only girl/woman that ''doesn't'' seem to wear heeled boots is Ike's younger sister Mist. She's a Cleric, and has sturdy hiking boots. How practical.
** Most of the characters got better in ''Radiant Dawn'', except Lucia and Elincia.
*** Most of the female characters didn't wear heels. Off the top of this troper's head, Mia, Ilyana, Nephenee, didn't wear heels either. It'd be more accurate to say a few of the female characters wear high heels.
** Somewhat subverted with Calill. Even though she's shown wearing classy pumps in all of her battle animations and artwork, she's a spellcaster as opposed to a physical fighter.
* The first ''[[Rival Schools]]'' has [[Hospital Hottie|school nurse]] Kyoko fighting in high heels. In ''Project Justice'', she's joined by [[Foreign Fanservice|Tiffany]], whose heels are on boots that are somehow part of a cheerleading outfit. [[Elegant Gothic Lolita|Yurika]] also has heels on those giant red platforms of hers that are as thick as they are high, while [[Delinquents|Zaki]]'s metal boots are of the lower-and-thick, more practical kind.
* In ''[[Knights in The Nightmare]]'', both Maria and Meria's ''suits of full-body armor'' just so happen to have stiletto heels.
* Gaap from ''[[Umineko no Naku Koro ni]]''. She actually uses them as weapons, though, since when she's not dropping enemies into pits, she's kicking holes in them.
** Gaap actually *curb stomps* {{spoiler|George}} with her heels in arc 4, leaving a nice clean hole in his forehead.
* Rose from the ''[[Street Fighter Alpha]]'' series keeps wearing those sexy red heels in fights. While she is more of a psychic, she still can brawl with the rest of them.
* [[Sonic Rush Series]]: Blaze the Cat is almost always shown wearing high heels, yet she can run nearly as fast as Sonic himself.
** And then there's [[Fetish Fuel Station Attendant|Rouge the Bat]]...
* Miranda and Samara from ''[[Mass Effect 2]]''. Rather jarring after the practical footwear all the female party members used in [[Mass Effect 1|the first game]]. Samara takes this trope literally and breaks someone's neck with her heels.
**  {{spoiler|Tela Vasir from the DLC "Lair of The Shadow Broker". The original version of the armor model she wears (it's the hidden "extra heavy armor" from [[Mass Effect 1]]) didn't have Combat Stilettos, but apparently Bioware modified it just for her.}}
** Bioware listened to complaints about the high heels. In the second appearance pack, Miranda's alternate outfit replaces them with proper boots, as well as plate armor.
*** And then proceeded to forget about the complaints in time for [[Mass Effect 3]], when they rolled out  {{spoiler|EDI's new body as the replacement [[Ms. Fanservice]] for Miranda. [[Justified Trope|But then a robot wouldn't have the balance issues a human woman would]].}}
* Bonne Jenet of ''[[Fatal Fury|Mark of the Wolves]]'' wears these. In her most powerful attack, she grabs the enemy... then yanks off a shoe and repeatedly hits them with it.
* Sakuya Izayoi, the [[Character Title|Perfect and Elegant]] [[Meido|Maid]] of the ''[[Touhou]]'' franchise. Especially noticeable in the fighting games, where she uses those high heels to kick and stomp on her opponents.
* Ange Serena of ''[[Tales of Innocence]]'' wears high heels to go along with her large white dress. Which is really quite odd, given that she's a speedy melee character who jumps and moves around a lot with her combos.
* Peach and, to a more practical extent, Zelda in ''Super Smash Bros. Melee''. Zelda loses the pumps for some uggs in ''Brawl'', however.
* [[Action Girl|Judith]] of ''[[Tales of Vesperia]]'' equips these in her secondary weapon slot.
* Millenia from ''[[Grandia II]]'' takes this to utter extremes. Not only does she always fight in her high-heel boots (to be fair, with her stats, she is less of a melee fighter, and more of a [[Squishy Wizard]] and [[The Archer]]), but she also has a [[Limit Break]] attack called "Heel Crush", wherein she walks up to an enemy, uses a platform of [[Hard Light]] to lift herself just above their head, then stomps it viciously [[For Massive Damage]]. Did we mention she is a full-time [[Fetish Fuel Station Attendant]]?
* Samus, in ''[[Metroid: Other M]]'' has what are best described as combat wedges, on her [[Latex Space Suit|Zero Suit]]
* ''[[Persona 3]]'' has Mitsuru Kirijo, being the local [[Badass]] [[Ojou]], wearing some very sexy heeled boots into battle, and even kicks her opponent during her Critical Attack.
* A couple of [[Castlevania]] examples: In [[Castlevania Judgment]], Carmilla has literal combat stilettos, as her guard break attack actually involves her leaping into the air and stomping on her opponent. Also, while they aren't pointy stilettos, [[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night|Alucard]] wears high-heeled boots. While unequipped, you can press down and attack while falling and he'll do a kick.
* [[StarCraft II|Sarah Kerrigan]]'s infestation somehow resulted in her growing a pair of bone stiletto heels out of her feet.
* ''[[Prototype (video game)|Prototype]]'' exudes this trope when you put on the disguise of one particular civilian female wearing high heels, especially while executing attacks with your feet/legs.
* The [[Dhampyr]] assassin Evelynn the Widowmaker from the online game ''[[League of Legends]]'' attacks by kicking with her stiletto shoes, while [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshading]] the general impracticality of it:
{{quote|'''Evelynn:''' It takes a lot of effort to move like this in heels.}}
* ''[[Parasite Eve]]'' starts with Aya dressed for a night at the opera (and, in [[New Game+]], likely a rifle hidden in that gown), including some cute platforms. Then things hit the fan(s)..
* Largely averted in ''[[World of Warcraft]]'', despite the presence of [[Stripperiffic]] armour sets. However this appears to have been played straight with Tyrande Whisperwind's new model in patch 4.3.0.
* Every female race except the Amani in ''[[Tera Online]]'', with [[Horny Devils|Castanics]] being the most notable.

== [[Web Comics]] ==
* In ''[[Shortpacked]]'', Amber lampshades this when she describes what ''[[Genre Savvy|she]]'' would [http://shortpacked.com/comic/book-5/02-the-amazing-spider-car/mammobombs/ wear] if she became a superhero. Robin on the other hand, demonstrates [[Contractual Genre Blindness]].
** Doubly ironic considering Robin is a former [[Action Girl|government agent]] with actual superpowers.
* Alexa from ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20180114204936/http://shapequest.net/ Shape Quest]''... well, they're high-heels, at least.
* The [http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=132973 Jane Gang] from ''[[Everyday Heroes]]''. Somewhat subverted by [http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=85045 Dolly Bird], whose spike heels are actual steel spikes—since she mostly flies, these are more of a weapon and less of a hindrance.
** [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]] by Jane Mighty (formerly Iron Jane) [http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=158161 here.]
* This is the basis of an actual fighting style in ''[[Footloose (webcomic)|Footloose]]'', because of the pointy bits. It's called... Kung-Shoe.
* Suryu in ''Sorcery101'' wears these heels when fighting Seth.
* ''[[I Was Kidnapped by Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space]]''
* Evil [[Spinnerette]] has an actual stiletto in her heel. Seen [http://www.krakowstudios.com/spinnerette/2010/06/11/06112010/ here].
* At a certain strip of ''[[8-Bit Theater|Eight Bit Theater]]'', Princess Sara kicks the Dark Warriors' asses, and shoves a heel into the mouth of one. He complains it tastes horribly.
* [[Wholesome Crossdresser|Tip]] from ''[[Skin Horse]]'' is a rare male example of this.
* In ''[[Endstone]]'', [http://endstone.net/2010/03/15/issue-3-webpage-16/ Cole wears such shoes. Kyri comments on her error in wearing such bizarre clothing, and that the shoes were not made for combat.]
* The obsession is mocked in ''[[Nerf Now]]'' strip "[http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/1281 Objectification]".
{{quote|Combat High Heels is [[Dead Horse Trope|such a trope]] by now I could draw [[Ms. Fanservice|Engie]] in a [[Chainmail Bikini|combat bikini]] and as long as I put her in high heels, people would complain about that first.}}

== [[Web Original]] ==
* Played literally in ''[[Kickassia]]'': [[The Nostalgia Chick]]'s weapon of choice is a high heel held in her hand.
* [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]] in the [[Whateley Universe]] when Poise reveals one of her martial arts teachers had her take her test while wearing a skirt and high heels. She was also required to hold a cup of tea and not spill it.
* [[Discussed Trope|Discussed]] in [[New Look Series|Joe's New Look:]] [[Viewtiful Joe|Sexy Joe and Viewtiful Sylvia]] when thanks to a costume mixup, Joe has to fight in Sylvia's costume, including high heeled boots.
* Weiss wears them in ''[[RWBY]]''. This is lampshaded by Ruby, who can barely ''walk'' in heels, and wonders how Weiss can ''fight'' in them.

== [[Western Animation]] ==
* Molotov Cocktease in ''[[The Venture Brothers]]'' wears stilettos with poison tips.
* Sam, Clover and Alex in ''[[Totally Spies!]]'' have high heel boots as part of their standard uniforms. However it doesn't prevent Alex from complaining that an armour she is wearing as a disguise is harder to walk in than her high heel shoes.
* [[Wonder Woman]] in ''[[Justice League Unlimited]]''. [[Lampshaded]] in an episode which sees her thrown back in time and having to don cowboy boots, to which she complains. Batman teases that "you fight crime in high heels." to which she responds, "High heels that fit".
** Wonder Woman is probably justified in that ''[[Flying Brick|she can fly]]''. She's already mobile, balance is redundant and walking is practically unnecessary. She's in a win-win situation when it comes to footwear.
* Due to the [[Silver Age]] aesthetic, ''[[Batman: The Brave And The Bold]]'' has [[Black Canary]], [[Huntress]], [[Vixen (comics)|Vixen]] and pretty much every other female hero and villain effectively fighting in high heels.
* Katana looks to have them in ''[[Beware the Batman]]'', at least going off the promo poster.
* In ''[[Megas XLR]]'', Kiva's boots have heels, but the heels are much thicker than most examples on this page, so it may be slightly more combat-appropriate than other examples.
* American Maid from ''[[The Tick (animation)|The Tick]]''. With her they really are Combat Stilettos because she uses them as ''throwing weapons''.
* Subverted in ''[[Samurai Jack]]''. In one episode, Jack's geta are destroyed, and he tries on a pair of stilettos that remind him of his old shoes. He manages to still be a great fighter wearing them, but changes shoes when he's mocked for wearing women's footwear.
* The girls from ''[[Winx Club]]'' wear these in their fairy forms, and sometimes run while wearing them. Not very often tough, because they fly more. They loose them in the third season and [[Foot Focus|go barefoot]]. They come back in the fourth season.
* Hyena in ''[[Gargoyles]]'' gains a pair after she becomes a cyborg.
* ''[[ReBoot]]'': Whether tormenting Megabyte, flirting with Bob, or just relaxing in her lair, Hexadecimal is never seen without her trademark stiletto-heeled boots, knee-high in some forms, and thigh-high in others.
* [[Green-Skinned Space Babe|Princess Mandie]] on ''[[The Fairly OddParents]]'' wears high heels all the time, even though she's hunting Mark.
* ''[[Kim Possible]]'' and Shego's fight in the Bermuda Triangle club in ''[[The Movie|So The Drama]]'', where their heels don't impede their usual jumping-about [[She Fu]]. However, it's the only example from the series; usually they wear more sensible boots.
* Female [[Transformers]] are often depicted with built-in Combat Stilettos. The Transformers Wiki refers to them as [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Heel_struts "heel struts"] and tries very hard to justify their use.
** In ''[[Transformers Prime]]'', ''Starscream'' of all bots has them. They've become particularly (in)famous in the fandom.
* If one of the ladies of ''[[G.I. Joe]]'' were working undercover, and their disguise included heeled shoes, they'd become Combat Stilettos should the need arise (as in the epsiode "Glamour Girls"). Otherwise, they'd would be seen in more tactically appropriate footwear.
* Dr. Karbunkle from ''[[Biker Mice From Mars]]''. A rare male example.
* Tossed a [[Lampshade Hanging]] in ''[[Young Justice (animation)|Young Justice]]''. [[Squishy Wizard]] Zatanna's normal costume includes square-heeled boots, which aren't as bad as they could be, but when Harm begins chasing her, she casts a spell to turn them into flats.

== [[Real Life]] ==
* All right, so there was no combat involved, but there was a time after 9/11 that Manolo Blahniks were not allowed on certain airlines. Why? Because the heels came down to such a fine point, they could ''easily'' go through a man's foot with the right amount of pressure.
* Stilettos are ''lethal'' if used correctly, and especially if the heel is strong enough. Sure you can't run fast in stilettos, but that doesn't usually matter when your opponent needs reconstructive foot surgery and rehab to be able to walk again.
** In his book ''Coroner'', Medical Examiner Thomas Noguchi detailed an unsolved case involving an apparent gunshot wound to the head. As there was no bullet, there was a mystery as to how the wound could have occurred. He realized that stilettos, employed with enough force, could have made the wound.
** There are [[Real Life]] accounts of women being accosted while wearing high heels, kicking their attacker, and having the heel break off ''in the attacker's body.''
** It's important to remember that the word "stiletto" actually refers to a short knife, often used for surprise attacks or assassination. That stiletto ''shoes'' could be used as a weapon of surprise should be obvious.
* Character heels are about three inches, but chunky, and being designed for dance, are pretty easy to run in if you're practiced at walking in heels. Similarly, literal stripper heels from dance supply stores are also designed for dancing and easy to be active in despite frequently reaching heights of five inches and more, since they too are substantially thicker than pencil-thin stilettos.
* There's an account of a woman who was pursued into an alley by an assailant, except she had gotten her shoe off by the time he reached her, and stabbed him with it.
* If some form of mounted combat was expected to take place, heeled shoes are much more useful for keeping your feet in stirrups than flat boots are. This is the reason cowboy boots for both men and women have high-ish heels. However, these heels are ''not'' stilettos and are rarely more that 2 inches tall. Lower than an inch and you're looking at a style called "ropers" or "rancher boots"
* It's also easier to keep your feet in place on motorcycle footpegs if there's some heel to your footwear. Hence, motorcycle boots (like cowboy boots) for both men and women generally have heels somewhere between 1 and 2 inches tall. Again, like cowboy boots, they are rarely stilettos although some women's designs are both higher and skinnier.
* This is one reason it's generally accepted that picking a fight with a [[Drag Queen]] is a ''huge'' mistake, especially since drag queens tend to be tall and can put even more force behind a stiletto.

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