Commander Contrarian/Quotes

Dr. Kelso: The point is, sometimes what's best for this hospital is what's best for the patients! I know it, you know it, and guess what, Dr. Cox knows it too, although damned if he doesn't disagree with me just because I said it.
J.D.: Sir, I don't think that's true.
Dr. Kelso: Perry! It's hotter than hell in here!
Dr. Cox: Freezing!
Dr. Kelso: Great coffee, though!
Dr. Cox: (raising his paper cup) Rat piss!
Dr. Kelso: Dr Murphy is an incompetent suck-up.
Dr. Cox: No, Bob. In fact, he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with.
Dr. Kelso: (to J.D.) Your witness.

—Scrubs, episode "My Advice to You"

Man: I hear what you're saying, and I disagree.
Dilbert: Because...?
Man: Because what?
Dilbert: Do you have any reasons for your disagreement?
Man: No, I'm a lifestyle disagreer. I disagree with everyone all the time. The reasons are irrelevant.

—Dilbert (October 06, 2019)

Obviously, since I live in San Francisco, my instinct is to side with the Lubbockite. Probably if I lived in Lubbock it would go the other way. All this means is that I’m a misanthrope. It does not provide you with any information about the correctness of either side.

—The mystery of the gray government by Mencius Moldbug

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