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* [[Actor-Role Confusion]]: He will sometimes refer to characters by the name of the actor playing them — this is usually a subtle way of indicating he either regards the character as uninteresting and can't be bothered to learn their name, or thinks the actor is just playing themselves.

* [[Actually Pretty Funny]]: He admits the hula scene in ''[[The Lion King]]'' made him laugh very hard.

* [[All There in the Manual]]: He really didn't care for the number of things in ''Iron Man 2'' that required knoweldge of the Marvel Universe to understand, especially Nick Fury suddenly coming in halfway through the film and the film acting like we're well aware of who he is, after just one brief scene ''after the credits'' in the first film. He ended up declaring that he now refuses to see ''The Avengers'' just out of spite over this.

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* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: To a quite ruthless extent.

* [[Death of the Author]]: Invoked during the epilogue of his [[Pan's Labyrinth]] review. He believes that {{spoiler|the fantasy-elements were in Ophelia's head}} while [[Word of God|Dell Toro]] says that {{spoiler|they were actually there}}.

* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: In the epilogue of his ''[[No Country for Old Men]]'' review he refers to [[Cormac McCarthy]] as "a shitty writer who doesn't know how to write.''

* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: In the epilogue of his ''[[No Country for Old Men]]'' review he refers to [[Cormac McCarthy]] as "a shitty writer who doesn't know how to write."

* [[Distracted by the Sexy]]: In ''[[The Matrix]]: Reloaded'' review part 3, Matthew gets distracted by Persephone's cleavage.

** Admits that [[Scarlett Johansson]] managed to do this in ''[[Iron Man 2]]''.

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* [[Very Loosely Based on a True Story]]: He took issue with the way in which [[Titanic]] played fast and loose with the actual events, feeling that a very real human tragedy was overshadowed by a hackneyed love story. He also considered the film's fabrications such as the wholly undeserved [[Historical Villain Upgrade]] of William Murdoch and Third Class passengers not being allowed on the lifeboats to be very offensive.

* [[What the Hell, Hero?]]: Calls Rhodey out on this in [[Iron Man 2]], pointing out that even if he's worried about Tony Stark accidentally harming someone while drunk in the Iron Man suit, intentionally stealing a spare suit and starting a robot fight is most likely end with someone getting either killed or injured.

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* [[~~Your~~ ~~Secrets Safe With Me Superman~~]]: He will sometimes refer to characters by the name of the actor playing ~~them—this~~ is usually a subtle way of indicating he either regards the character as uninteresting and can't be bothered to learn their name, or thinks the actor is just playing themselves.

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