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* Peter wakes up to find a leech attached to his {{spoiler|penis}}.
* Peter wakes up to find a leech attached to his {{spoiler|penis}}.
* Richard's conversation with an African porter.
* Richard's conversation with an African porter.
{{quote| '''Richard:''' So, what's your name again?<br />
{{quote|'''Richard:''' So, what's your name again?
'''Claude:''' Claude.<br />
'''Claude:''' Claude.
'''Richard:''' Oh. Well, that's a very odd name for someone from... uh... where are you from again?<br />
'''Richard:''' Oh. Well, that's a very odd name for someone from... uh... where are you from again?
'''Claude:''' Mombasa.<br />
'''Claude:''' Mombasa.
'''Richard:''' Yeah, that's a very odd name for someone from Mombasa.<br />
'''Richard:''' Yeah, that's a very odd name for someone from Mombasa.
'''Claude:''' Have you ever been to Mombasa?<br />
'''Claude:''' Have you ever been to Mombasa?
'''Richard:''' Um, no.<br />
'''Richard:''' Um, no.
'''Claude:''' Then what do you know about it?<br />
'''Claude:''' Then what do you know about it?
''Claude puts out his cigarette and walks away.''<br />
''Claude puts out his cigarette and walks away.''
'''Richard:''' I wanna go home! }}
'''Richard:''' I wanna go home! }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GWGouymBxk The detention scene.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GWGouymBxk The detention scene.]
{{quote| '''Richard:''' ''This is pure [[Franz Kafka|Kafka]]...''<br />
{{quote|'''Richard:''' ''This is pure [[Franz Kafka|Kafka]]...''<br />
'''Interrogator:''' '''''[[No Indoor Voice|WHO IS KAFKA?? TELL ME!!!]]''''' }}
'''Interrogator:''' '''''[[No Indoor Voice|WHO IS KAFKA?? TELL ME!!!]]''''' }}
* Delroy Lindo's [[One-Scene Wonder|One Scene]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GWGouymBxk#t=00m23s ALL OF IT.]
* Delroy Lindo's [[One-Scene Wonder|One Scene]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GWGouymBxk#t=00m23s ALL OF IT.]
{{quote| '''Captain Wanta:''' Have some coffee and cake. (When they do not immediately take him up on this offer) HAVE SOME!<br />
{{quote|'''Captain Wanta:''' Have some coffee and cake. (When they do not immediately take him up on this offer) HAVE SOME!
'''Captain Wanta:''' (two bundles of hundred-dollar bills - ''twenty grand'' - are placed before him. [[Beat]] ) ''More.'' (Three '''more''' bundles) <br />
'''Captain Wanta:''' (two bundles of hundred-dollar bills - ''twenty grand'' - are placed before him. [[Beat]] ) ''More.'' (Three '''more''' bundles)
'''Captain Wanta:''' Mister Homolka; stop eating my sesame cake. ( [[Beat]] ) STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!<br />
'''Captain Wanta:''' Mister Homolka; stop eating my sesame cake. ( [[Beat]] ) STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!
'''Captain Wanta:''' (puts money in paper bag) So, I'll put this away. (staples bag shut) Don't-want-no-body-peeking! }}
'''Captain Wanta:''' (puts money in paper bag) So, I'll put this away. (staples bag shut) Don't-want-no-body-peeking! }}
* Peter and Amy talking about Dr. Karen Ross who's [[I'm Standing Right Here|sitting across from them]].
* Peter and Amy talking about Dr. Karen Ross who's [[I'm Standing Right Here|sitting across from them]].
{{quote| '''Amy:''' Ugly. Woman.<br />
{{quote|'''Amy:''' Ugly. Woman.
'''Peter:''' Yes, yes. Very ugly woman. }}
'''Peter:''' Yes, yes. Very ugly woman. }}
** Peter gave Amy an egg to eat, only for her to throw it at Karen.
** Peter gave Amy an egg to eat, only for her to throw it at Karen.

Latest revision as of 18:34, 7 August 2014


  • Peter wakes up to find a leech attached to his penis.
  • Richard's conversation with an African porter.

Richard: So, what's your name again?
Claude: Claude.
Richard: Oh. Well, that's a very odd name for someone from... uh... where are you from again?
Claude: Mombasa.
Richard: Yeah, that's a very odd name for someone from Mombasa.
Claude: Have you ever been to Mombasa?
Richard: Um, no.
Claude: Then what do you know about it?
Claude puts out his cigarette and walks away.
Richard: I wanna go home!

Richard: This is pure Kafka...

Interrogator: WHO IS KAFKA?? TELL ME!!!

Captain Wanta: Have some coffee and cake. (When they do not immediately take him up on this offer) HAVE SOME!
Captain Wanta: (two bundles of hundred-dollar bills - twenty grand - are placed before him. Beat ) More. (Three more bundles)
Captain Wanta: Mister Homolka; stop eating my sesame cake. ( Beat ) STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!
Captain Wanta: (puts money in paper bag) So, I'll put this away. (staples bag shut) Don't-want-no-body-peeking!

Amy: Ugly. Woman.
Peter: Yes, yes. Very ugly woman.

    • Peter gave Amy an egg to eat, only for her to throw it at Karen.
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