Conker's Bad Fur Day/Funny: Difference between revisions
m (Dai-Guard moved page Conkers Bad Fur Day (Video Game)/Funny to Conkers Bad Fur Day/Funny: Remove TVT Namespaces from title) |
No edit summary |
||
(4 intermediate revisions by 2 users not shown) | |||
Line 3: | Line 3: | ||
* Pretty much the whole of "Sloprano" (the fight with The Great Mighty Poo). |
* Pretty much the whole of "Sloprano" (the fight with The Great Mighty Poo). |
||
** [http://www.destructoid.com/the-memory-card-58-the-great-mighty-poo-125410.phtml This article] from Destructoid sums it up perfectly. |
** [http://www.destructoid.com/the-memory-card-58-the-great-mighty-poo-125410.phtml This article] from Destructoid sums it up perfectly. |
||
*** [[Nintendo Capri Sun]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbZzXOIDmGg had a field day] [[Toilet Humor|with this one]]. ([[Lampshade Hanging|Hey,]] |
*** [[Nintendo Capri Sun]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbZzXOIDmGg had a field day] [[Toilet Humor|with this one]]. ([[Lampshade Hanging|Hey,]] I [[Rhymes on a Dime|rhymed]]!) |
||
*** Not on a good rhythm, though. |
*** Not on a good rhythm, though. |
||
* Don't forget Gregg the Grim Reaper; the guy may only show his face for three short cutscenes in the game, but they were awesome ones. |
* Don't forget Gregg the Grim Reaper; the guy may only show his face for three short cutscenes in the game, but they were awesome ones. |
||
{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Gregg''': Bloody things, I hate those bloody cats! The way they meow and they piss everywhere and their shit just smells bloody awful! All over my furniture! |
||
'''Gregg''': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}_S6qZiZN7sg I don't bloody believe it! They've got fish versions of the little bastards now!] }} |
'''Gregg''': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}_S6qZiZN7sg I don't bloody believe it! They've got fish versions of the little bastards now!] }} |
||
* Screw it, every damn |
* Screw it, every damn character. Some of the choicer lines: |
||
{{quote| |
{{quote|'''The Fire Imps''': "You see that button?" "Yeah?" "The one with the.." "Yeah?" "Press it." '''Brass Balls deployed''' |
||
'''Two Tediz doctors''': "Now if you were to give this game, to say, 20 or 30 intelligent people, what would that do? Let's face it, what would it do-" *click* "What the fuck?! It's that bloody squirrel, quick, back into character! ''Me slice you''-- *random Tediz gibberish*" |
'''Two Tediz doctors''': "Now if you were to give this game, to say, 20 or 30 intelligent people, what would that do? Let's face it, what would it do-" *click* "What the fuck?! It's that bloody squirrel, quick, back into character! ''Me slice you''-- *random Tediz gibberish*" |
||
'''Conker to Fangy''': "Now I know you're not usually a vegetarian, but I think it might be time for the meat and two veg, if you know what I mean. Looks like he needs a bit of tenderizing, though. }} |
'''Conker to Fangy''': "Now I know you're not usually a vegetarian, but I think it might be time for the meat and two veg, if you know what I mean. Looks like he needs a bit of tenderizing, though. }} |
||
* In Bats Tower: |
* In Bats Tower: |
||
{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Carl''': "Ey up, bloody hell. Go on, put it on quick. Put it on, I like it like that. Ohhh...Ahhhh. Fan-f*cking-tastic!" |
||
'''Conker''': "Oh, hang on, I think I got it on the wrong way round. |
'''Conker''': "Oh, hang on, I think I got it on the wrong way round. |
||
'''Carl''': "Like bugger you have! What're you doin? Wha... Oh, F*ck!" }} |
'''Carl''': "Like bugger you have! What're you doin? Wha... Oh, F*ck!" }} |
||
* In the "It's War" chapter: |
* In the "It's War" chapter: |
||
{{quote| |
{{quote|'''The SHC General''': "Right, form an orderly line. Oh wait, there's only one of you. Now, here are the plans. 0830, boat will arrive, we depart. Now, 0825 -- wait, 0830 - Aw f*ck that shit!" "I don't know what I been told, dud do doo doo -- uh, I don't know but -- Aw f*ck that shit!"}} |
||
* "Were your parents related? Like, [[Incest Is Relative|before they were married?]]" |
* "Were your parents related? Like, [[Incest Is Relative|before they were married?]]" |
||
* After the mostly-serious Conkula cutscene, there is a violent ramming at the door. |
* After the mostly-serious Conkula cutscene, there is a violent ramming at the door. |
||
{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Conkula''': Oh, shit. The villagers again.}} |
||
** This is slightly funnier in the [[ |
** This is slightly funnier in the [[Xbox]] re-make, since the censor beep practically comes out of nowhere. |
||
* "Time to wander around, [[Lampshade Hanging|aimlessly]]" |
* "Time to wander around, [[Lampshade Hanging|aimlessly]]" |
||
{{reflist}} |
{{reflist}} |
||
[[Category:Video Games/Funny]] |
[[Category:Video Games/Funny]] |
||
[[Category: |
[[Category:{{BASEPAGENAME}}]] |
||
[[Category: |
[[Category:{{SUBPAGENAME}}]] |
Latest revision as of 23:56, 14 October 2014
- Birdy the drunken scarecrow literally pimping out the game manual. "You love manual long time."
- Pretty much the whole of "Sloprano" (the fight with The Great Mighty Poo).
- This article from Destructoid sums it up perfectly.
- Nintendo Capri Sun had a field day with this one. (Hey, I rhymed!)
- Not on a good rhythm, though.
- This article from Destructoid sums it up perfectly.
- Don't forget Gregg the Grim Reaper; the guy may only show his face for three short cutscenes in the game, but they were awesome ones.
Gregg: Bloody things, I hate those bloody cats! The way they meow and they piss everywhere and their shit just smells bloody awful! All over my furniture! |
- Screw it, every damn character. Some of the choicer lines:
The Fire Imps: "You see that button?" "Yeah?" "The one with the.." "Yeah?" "Press it." Brass Balls deployed |
- In Bats Tower:
Carl: "Ey up, bloody hell. Go on, put it on quick. Put it on, I like it like that. Ohhh...Ahhhh. Fan-f*cking-tastic!" |
- In the "It's War" chapter:
The SHC General: "Right, form an orderly line. Oh wait, there's only one of you. Now, here are the plans. 0830, boat will arrive, we depart. Now, 0825 -- wait, 0830 - Aw f*ck that shit!" "I don't know what I been told, dud do doo doo -- uh, I don't know but -- Aw f*ck that shit!" |
- "Were your parents related? Like, before they were married?"
- After the mostly-serious Conkula cutscene, there is a violent ramming at the door.
Conkula: Oh, shit. The villagers again. |
- This is slightly funnier in the Xbox re-make, since the censor beep practically comes out of nowhere.
- "Time to wander around, aimlessly"