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Toph: And stick to the truth. I'll be able to tell if you're lying.

Azula: Are you sure? I'm a pretty good liar. I am a four-hundred-foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings.

Toph: ...Okay, you're good. I admit it.

—Avatar: The Last Airbender -- The Day of Black Sun Part 2: "The Eclipse"

One lie after another. You make it look easy.

—Ryuk (to Light), Death Note

Zack: Is your name Walter Burke?

Walter Burke: [serious] No.

Polygraph Interrogator: [troubled] True.

—The Recruit

I Lied. That's what I do.

—Benjamin Linus, Lost

Chip Cheezum: [If Revolver Ocelot were president], every time there's, like, a State of the Union address, it'd just be him going "I tricked all of you, America! I tricked you into thinking that I tricked you! And then I tricked you again! Bet you didn't see that one coming!"

GeneralIronicus: "Even I don't know how many times you've been tricked!"

Chip Cheezum: "I got a trick-diary!"

GeneralIronicus: "I tricked myself into tricking me to trick you, to trick me to trick the Patriots!"

Chip Cheezum: "I can't do anything without tricking! I can't even ask for pepper without tricking them into giving me the pepper!"

—Chip and Ironicus, Let's Play Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty

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 {{quote|'''Toph:''' And stick to the truth. I'll be able to [[Living Lie Detector|tell if you're lying]].<br />
 '''Azula:''' Are you sure? I'm a pretty good liar. I am a four-hundred-foot tall purple [[Mix-and-Match Critters|platypus bear]] with pink horns and silver wings.<br />
-'''Toph:''' ...Okay, you're good. I admit it.|''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender (Animation)|Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'' -- ''The Day of Black Sun'' Part 2: "The Eclipse"}}
+'''Toph:''' ...Okay, you're good. I admit it.|''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'' -- ''The Day of Black Sun'' Part 2: "The Eclipse"}}
-{{quote|''One lie after another. You make it look easy.''|'''[[Shinigami|Ryuk]]''' (to Light), ''[[Death Note (Manga)|Death Note]]''}}
+{{quote|''One lie after another. You make it look easy.''|'''[[Shinigami|Ryuk]]''' (to Light), ''[[Death Note]]''}}
 {{quote|'''Zack:''' Is your name Walter Burke?<br />
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 '''Polygraph Interrogator:''' [troubled] True. |''[[The Recruit]]''}}
-{{quote|''[[I Lied]]. That's what I do.|'''Benjamin Linus''', ''[[Lost (TV)|Lost]]''}}
+{{quote|''[[I Lied]]. That's what I do.|'''Benjamin Linus''', ''[[Lost]]''}}
 {{quote|'''[[Chip Cheezum]]:''' [If Revolver Ocelot were president], every time there's, like, a State of the Union address, it'd just be him going ''"I tricked all of you, America! I tricked you into thinking that I tricked you! And then I tricked you again! Bet you didn't see that one coming!"''<br />
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 '''[[Chip Cheezum]]:''' ''"I got a trick-diary!"''<br />
 '''GeneralIronicus:''' ''"I tricked myself into tricking me to trick you, to trick me to trick the Patriots!"''<br />
-'''[[Chip Cheezum]]:''' ''"I can't do anything without tricking! I can't even ask for pepper without tricking them into giving me the pepper!"''|'''[http://chipandironicus.com/ Chip and Ironicus]''', [[Let's Play]] ''[[Metal Gear Solid 2]]''}}
+'''[[Chip Cheezum]]:''' ''"I can't do anything without tricking! I can't even ask for pepper without tricking them into giving me the pepper!"''|'''[http://chipandironicus.com/ Chip and Ironicus]''', [[Let's Play]] ''[[Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty]]''}}
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