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I'm not one for a lot of fancy footwork in lieu of a defense. Unless, of course... it's dazzling.

—Judge Maxwell Frasier, This Is Wonderland

Your Honor, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own client.

—Hyperchicken Lawyer, Futurama

Mad Hatter: Oop! I'd like that last statement stricken from the record, please!

Joker: Record? Is someone supposed to be writing this down?

—Batman: The Animated Series, Trial

David Barron: Objection. Assuming facts not in evidence.
Caroline Julian: What do you mean? The defendant has every needle disease in the book, except HIV.
David Barron: Same objection. Plus Miss Julian seems to deeply desire to testify herself.
Caroline Julian: Yes, I would like to testify, because then I'd know what answers I was getting.

Judge: Alright, settle down. This is a murder trial, not a night at the Improv.

—Bones, The Man In The Mansion

Mr. Reede, it is out of sheer morbid curiosity I'm allowing this freakshow to continue."

—Judge Marshall Stevens, Liar Liar

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 {{quote|I'm not one for a lot of fancy footwork in lieu of a defense. Unless, of course... it's ''dazzling''.|'''Judge Maxwell Frasier''', ''[[This Is Wonderland]]''}}
-{{quote|Your Honor, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own client.|'''Hyperchicken Lawyer''', ''[[Futurama (Animation)|Futurama]]''}}
+{{quote|Your Honor, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own client.|'''Hyperchicken Lawyer''', ''[[Futurama]]''}}
-{{quote|'''Mad Hatter:''' Oop! I'd like that last statement stricken from the record, please!<br />
+{{quote|'''Mad Hatter:''' Oop! I'd like that last statement stricken from the record, please!
-'''Joker:''' Record? Is someone supposed to be writing this down?|''[[Batman the Animated Series]], Trial''}}
+'''Joker:''' Record? Is someone supposed to be writing this down?|''[[Batman: The Animated Series]], Trial''}}
-{{quote|'''David Barron:''' Objection. Assuming facts not in evidence. <br />
+{{quote|'''David Barron:''' Objection. Assuming facts not in evidence.
-'''Caroline Julian:''' What do you mean? The defendant has every needle disease in the book, except HIV. <br />
+'''Caroline Julian:''' What do you mean? The defendant has every needle disease in the book, except HIV.
-'''David Barron:''' Same objection. Plus Miss Julian seems to deeply desire to testify herself. <br />
+'''David Barron:''' Same objection. Plus Miss Julian seems to deeply desire to testify herself.
-'''Caroline Julian:''' Yes, I would like to testify, because then I'd know what answers I was getting. <br />
+'''Caroline Julian:''' Yes, I would like to testify, because then I'd know what answers I was getting.
-'''Judge:''' Alright, settle down. This is a murder trial, not a night at the Improv. |''[[Bones (TV)|Bones]], The Man In The Mansion''}}
+'''Judge:''' Alright, settle down. This is a murder trial, not a night at the Improv. |''[[Bones]], The Man In The Mansion''}}
 {{quote|Mr. Reede, it is out of sheer morbid curiosity I'm allowing this ''freakshow'' to continue."|'''Judge Marshall Stevens''', ''[[Liar Liar]]''}}
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