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{{quote|Your Honor, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own client.|'''Hyperchicken Lawyer''', ''[[Futurama]]''}} |
{{quote|Your Honor, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own client.|'''Hyperchicken Lawyer''', ''[[Futurama]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Mad Hatter:''' Oop! I'd like that last statement stricken from the record, please! |
{{quote|'''Mad Hatter:''' Oop! I'd like that last statement stricken from the record, please! |
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'''Joker:''' Record? Is someone supposed to be writing this down?|''[[Batman: The Animated Series]], Trial''}} |
'''Joker:''' Record? Is someone supposed to be writing this down?|''[[Batman: The Animated Series]], Trial''}} |
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{{quote|'''David Barron:''' Objection. Assuming facts not in evidence. |
{{quote|'''David Barron:''' Objection. Assuming facts not in evidence. |
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'''Caroline Julian:''' What do you mean? The defendant has every needle disease in the book, except HIV. |
'''Caroline Julian:''' What do you mean? The defendant has every needle disease in the book, except HIV. |
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'''David Barron:''' Same objection. Plus Miss Julian seems to deeply desire to testify herself. |
'''David Barron:''' Same objection. Plus Miss Julian seems to deeply desire to testify herself. |
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'''Caroline Julian:''' Yes, I would like to testify, because then I'd know what answers I was getting. |
'''Caroline Julian:''' Yes, I would like to testify, because then I'd know what answers I was getting. |
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'''Judge:''' Alright, settle down. This is a murder trial, not a night at the Improv. |''[[Bones]], The Man In The Mansion''}} |
'''Judge:''' Alright, settle down. This is a murder trial, not a night at the Improv. |''[[Bones]], The Man In The Mansion''}} |
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I'm not one for a lot of fancy footwork in lieu of a defense. Unless, of course... it's dazzling.
—Judge Maxwell Frasier, This Is Wonderland
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Your Honor, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own client.
—Hyperchicken Lawyer, Futurama
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Mad Hatter: Oop! I'd like that last statement stricken from the record, please! —Batman: The Animated Series, Trial
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David Barron: Objection. Assuming facts not in evidence. —Bones, The Man In The Mansion
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Mr. Reede, it is out of sheer morbid curiosity I'm allowing this freakshow to continue."
—Judge Marshall Stevens, Liar Liar
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