Courtroom Antic/Quotes
I'm not one for a lot of fancy footwork in lieu of a defense. Unless, of course... it's dazzling.
—Judge Maxwell Frasier, This Is Wonderland
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Your Honor, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own client.
—Hyperchicken Lawyer, Futurama
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Mad Hatter: Oop! I'd like that last statement stricken from the record, please! —Batman: The Animated Series, Trial
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David Barron: Objection. Assuming facts not in evidence. —Bones, The Man In The Mansion
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Mr. Reede, it is out of sheer morbid curiosity I'm allowing this freakshow to continue."
—Judge Marshall Stevens, Liar Liar
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