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* Larry talking to his reflection. |
* Larry talking to his reflection. |
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* The following: |
* The following: |
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{{quote|Jeff: What happened to you? |
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Larry: I fell in the toilet. |
Larry: I fell in the toilet. |
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Jeff: How'd you fall in the toilet? |
Jeff: How'd you fall in the toilet? |
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Larry: I went to go pee and the seat was up. |
Larry: I went to go pee and the seat was up. |
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Jeff: What does that have to do with you? |
Jeff: What does that have to do with you? |
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Larry: I pee sitting down. |
Larry: I pee sitting down. |
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Jeff: You pee sitting down? |
Jeff: You pee sitting down? |
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Larry: Yeah. Have you ever tried it? |
Larry: Yeah. Have you ever tried it? |
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Jeff: [[Big No|No!]]<br /> |
Jeff: [[Big No|No!]]<br /> |
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Larry: It's more comfortable, when you get up during the night you don't have to turn the light on and wake up, and you get to read.<br /> |
Larry: It's more comfortable, when you get up during the night you don't have to turn the light on and wake up, and you get to read.<br /> |
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Larry: Yeah. Hey buddy, when you're peeing all over your shoe I'm learning something! }} |
Larry: Yeah. Hey buddy, when you're peeing all over your shoe I'm learning something! }} |
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** And later: |
** And later: |
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{{quote|Marty: Why do you pee sitting down? |
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Larry: Many reasons. |
Larry: Many reasons. |
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Marty: You crap standing up? }} |
Marty: You crap standing up? }} |
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* See if this were yours it would say "fucking douchebag". |
* See if this were yours it would say "fucking douchebag". |
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Latest revision as of 00:47, 16 March 2015
- Fuck you, you car wash cunt!
- Boy cock girl cock E I E I O.
- The big vagina.
- Marty Funkhouser's joke.
- Anything Leon says.
- From the last episode of season 8: "Michael J. Fox bout to be Michael J. fucked up in a minute."
- Larry being an ass man.
- FREAK YOU!
- Jeff in a neckbrace: "Larry, you have to tell Susie I was in a car accident!"
- From "Ski Lift" Larry's response to the Jewish women telling him he has to jump off the broken down ski lift because she can't be with him after sundown is a stare and "What are you fuckin nuts?"
- From "The Car Pool Lane" every scene with the prostitute Monena.
- Anytime Susie gets pissed off.
- From the ending of the "Bare Midriff" the scene where Larry prevents himself from falling to his death by grabbing his secretary's fat belly.
- Larry talking to his reflection.
- The following:
Jeff: What happened to you? |
- And later:
Marty: Why do you pee sitting down? |
- See if this were yours it would say "fucking douchebag".