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"Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless logic and experience prove you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza."

—Daria Morgendorffer, final lines.

Jane: Daria? Come on, the neighbors are starting to talk.
Daria: Um... good. Soon they'll progress to cave drawings and civilization will be on its way.

Brittany: I can't stand this. What was I thinking?
Daria: Brittany?
Brittany: All right, so Kevin is a stupid, selfish, conceited jerk. He's still better than Terry or Jerry or whatever his name is and this stupid club.
Daria: Who's Terry or Jerry?
Brittany: Oh, no! I've said too much! Eww. What happened to your neck?
Daria: Huh?
Brittany: Your neck. It's all, like, blotchy.
Daria: Ugh. I don't know.
Brittany: I'm not surprised you could catch something in a horrible place like this.
Daria - Uh, Brittany, could you do me a favor?
Brittany:Um... yes?
Daria: Find Jane and tell her I had to leave?
Brittany: Sure, but... will you promise not to tell Kevin about Terry or Jerry or whoever?
Daria: In the unlikely event that, through some bizarre set of circumstances, I actually end up conversing with Kevin, I won't tell him about Terry or Jerry.
Brittany: Thanks!

Daria: Don't worry. I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake.
Jake: I'll say!
Daria: I have low esteem for everyone else.

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 {{quote|''"Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless logic and experience prove you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor ''is'' naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza."''|'''Daria Morgendorffer''', final lines.}}
-{{quote| '''Jane''': Daria? Come on, the neighbors are starting to talk.<br />
+{{quote|'''Jane''': Daria? Come on, the neighbors are starting to talk.
 '''Daria''': Um... good. Soon they'll progress to cave drawings and civilization will be on its way. }}
-{{quote| '''Brittany''': I can't stand this. What was I thinking? <br />
+{{quote|'''Brittany''': I can't stand this. What was I thinking?
-'''Daria''': Brittany? <br />
+'''Daria''': Brittany?
-'''Brittany''': All right, so Kevin is a stupid, selfish, conceited jerk. He's still better than Terry or Jerry or whatever his name is and this stupid club. <br />
+'''Brittany''': All right, so Kevin is a stupid, selfish, conceited jerk. He's still better than Terry or Jerry or whatever his name is and this stupid club.
-'''Daria''': Who's Terry or Jerry? <br />
+'''Daria''': Who's Terry or Jerry?
-'''Brittany''': Oh, no! I've said too much! Eww. What happened to your neck? <br />
+'''Brittany''': Oh, no! I've said too much! Eww. What happened to your neck?
-'''Daria''': Huh? <br />
+'''Daria''': Huh?
-'''Brittany''': Your neck. It's all, like, blotchy. <br />
+'''Brittany''': Your neck. It's all, like, blotchy.
-'''Daria''': Ugh. I don't know. <br />
+'''Daria''': Ugh. I don't know.
-'''Brittany''': I'm not surprised you could catch something in a horrible place like this. <br />
+'''Brittany''': I'm not surprised you could catch something in a horrible place like this.
-'''Daria''' - Uh, Brittany, could you do me a favor? <br />
+'''Daria''' - Uh, Brittany, could you do me a favor?
-'''Brittany''':Um... yes? <br />
+'''Brittany''':Um... yes?
-'''Daria''': Find Jane and tell her I had to leave? <br />
+'''Daria''': Find Jane and tell her I had to leave?
-'''Brittany''': Sure, but... will you promise not to tell Kevin about Terry or Jerry or whoever? <br />
+'''Brittany''': Sure, but... will you promise not to tell Kevin about Terry or Jerry or whoever?
-'''Daria''': In the unlikely event that, through some bizarre set of circumstances, I actually end up conversing with Kevin, I won't tell him about Terry or Jerry. <br />
+'''Daria''': In the unlikely event that, through some bizarre set of circumstances, I actually end up conversing with Kevin, I won't tell him about Terry or Jerry.
 '''Brittany''': Thanks!  }}
-{{quote| '''Daria''': Don't worry. I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake.<br />
+{{quote|'''Daria''': Don't worry. I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake.
-'''Jake''': I'll say!<br />
+'''Jake''': I'll say!
 '''Daria''': I have low esteem for everyone else. }}