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Line 1: {{work}} * [[Tempting Fate]]: {{quote\| '''Light:''' ...the only way this day could get any worse is if an evil notebook fell from the sky! }} * [[Shinigami\|Death God]] Ryuk [[Green Aesop\|does his part to save the planet:]]"Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because there are no [[Precision F -Strike\|f_ing]] trees!" * Light bonds with his little sister: {{quote\| '''Light:''' ...and that, Sayu, is how I kill people. ~~<br />~~ '''Sayu:''' Awesome! Can I have a death note too? ~~<br />~~ '''Light:''' [[Never Be a Hero\|No, you ignorant child. And if you ever get kidnapped by a gay blonde man, I will kill you.]] }} * "If anyone attempts to force the drawer open it ignites the C-4 under the desk which [[Nuke 'Em\|sets off the atom bomb]] under the house [[No Kill Like Overkill\|killing everyone within a 50 mile radius.]]" * Stalked by the F.B.I.: {{quote\| '''Ryuk:''' Hey Light, there's this big, ugly, scary lookin' guy following you.~~<br />~~ '''Light:''' Ryuk, for the last time I know you're there! ~~<br />~~ '''Ryuk:''' No, not me!~~<br />~~ '''Light:''' Oh. A rapist? }} * [+ [[With Catlike Tread\|"DON'T WORRY I HAVE A PLAN!!!"]]+ ] * Ryuk's [[Lampshade Hanging]]: "But hey, [[Evil Gloating\|be sure to stand there and gloat while he's dying,]] because surely there are no surveillance cameras [[Idiot Ball\|IN A PUBLIC SUBWAY!]]" * [[Somebody ~~Elses~~Else's Problem]]: {{quote\| '''Raye Penber:''' I'm dying! Somebody help me!~~<br />~~ '''Random Pedestrian 1:''' [[Wangst\|Shut up]] [[Emo]]! ~~<br />~~ '''Random Pedestrian 2:''' [[Somebody ~~Elses~~Else's Problem\|We have problems too, you know.]] }} * Poor Light... {{quote\| '''Ryuk:''' Say, whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating? }} ''[Post-traumatic flashback of [[Domestic Abuse]]]'' {{quote\| '''Yuri:''' '''''[[Yandere\|FLOWERS... AND NO CHOCOLATE?!!!]]''''' [/end flashback]~~<br />~~ '''Ryuk:''' Did you just piss yourself? ~~<br />~~ '''Light:''' Shut up, Ryuk! [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?\|At least I like women!]] }} * [[Dead Baby Comedy\|Light and Naomi:]] {{quote\| '''Light:''' ''It's important that I not let her find out anything that could link to me being Kira...'' Hi, I'm Light Yagami, the one your fiancé was investigating. I murdered him in cold blood! Right in front of everybody and no one cared enough to help him... ~~<br />~~ '''Naomi:''' * crying* I did my best! I did my best! ~~<br />~~ '''Light:''' [[Suicide Asas Comedy\|Ryuk, I don't get it. I didn't even write her name down yet.]] ~~<br />~~ '''Ryuk:''' That was the most [[Precision F -Strike\|f__ed]] up thing I've ever seen-[[Even Evil Has Standards\|and I'm a Death God!]] }} }} {{worksubpagefooter}} ~~{{reflist}}~~ [[Category:The Abridged Series/Funny]] ~~[[Category:Death Note Abridged Dogface 701]]~~ ~~[[Category:Funny]]~~ [[Category:Death Note Abridged]]