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* [[Tempting Fate]]:
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* [[Shinigami|Death God]] Ryuk [[Green Aesop|does his part to save the planet:]]"Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because there are no [[Precision F-Strike|f_ing]] trees!"
* Light bonds with his little sister:
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'''Sayu:''' Awesome! Can I have a death note too?
'''Light:''' [[Never Be a Hero|No, you ignorant child. And if you ever get kidnapped by a gay blonde man, I will kill you.]] }}
* "If anyone attempts to force the drawer open it ignites the C-4 under the desk which [[Nuke'Em|sets off the atom bomb]] under the house [[No Kill Like Overkill|killing everyone within a 50 mile radius.]]"
* Stalked by the F.B.I.:
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'''Light:''' Ryuk, for the last time I know you're there!
'''Ryuk:''' No, not me!
'''Light:''' Oh. A rapist? }}
* [+ [[With Catlike Tread|"DON'T WORRY I HAVE A PLAN!!!"]]+ ]
* Ryuk's [[Lampshade Hanging]]: "But hey, [[Evil Gloating|be sure to stand there and gloat while he's dying,]] because surely there are no surveillance cameras [[Idiot Ball|IN A PUBLIC SUBWAY!]]"
* [[Somebody Else's Problem]]:
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'''Random Pedestrian 1:''' [[Wangst|Shut up]] [[Emo]]! <br />
'''Random Pedestrian 2:''' [[Somebody Else's Problem|We have problems too, you know.]] }}
* Poor Light...
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''[Post-traumatic flashback of [[Domestic Abuse]]]''
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'''Ryuk:''' Did you just piss yourself? <br />
'''Light:''' Shut up, Ryuk! [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?|At least I like women!]] }}
* [[Dead Baby Comedy|Light and Naomi:]]
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'''Naomi:''' * crying* I did my best! I did my best!
'''Light:''' [[Suicide as Comedy|Ryuk, I don't get it. I didn't even write her name down yet.]] <br />
'''Ryuk:''' That was the most [[Precision F-Strike|f__ed]] up thing I've ever seen-[[Even Evil Has Standards|and I'm a Death God!]]
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