Death Note Abridged (HikariPop)/YMMV

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.

Light: "What do you mean... 'relationship'?"
Ryuk: "I mean the... shinigami following the person with the Death Note until they die-"
Light: "Yeah, sure, fag."

    • "I hope you're not saying what you think I want to hear just to get some a[bleep]".
    • "L, do you know Gods of Death love a[bleep]?"
    • "GAY MENZ!" [1]
    • Light/L [2]

Light: I can give it to you.
L: You know that really hurt.

    • Light's English teacher "Marry me and have my babies!" and Light's friends want to play strip laser tag.