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{{quote| ''When I was young and just a bad little kid<br />
{{quote|''When I was young and just a bad little kid
My momma noticed funny things I did<br />
My momma noticed funny things I did
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun<br />
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done<br />
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in its head<br />
I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in its head
That's when my momma said,<br />
That's when my momma said,
She said: "My boy, I think someday<br />
She said: "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way<br />
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay<br />
To make your natural tendencies pay

<br />

You'll be a dentist<br />
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causing things pain<br />
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist<br />
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane<br />
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood<br />
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less<br />
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist<br />
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success"'' }}
You'll be a success"'' }}


{{quote| ''Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque.<br />
{{quote|''Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque.
Watch him suck up that gas. Oh my God!<br />
Watch him suck up that gas. Oh my God!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good.<br />
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good.
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade?<br />
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade?
("Oh that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb!")<br />
("Oh that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb!")
("Ah, shuddup, open wide, HERE I COME!!"'') }}
("Ah, shuddup, open wide, HERE I COME!!"'') }}


{{quote|''I am your dentist<br />
{{quote|''I am your dentist
And I enjoy the career that I picked<br />
And I enjoy the career that I picked
I'm your dentist<br />
I'm your dentist
And I get off on the pain I inflict<br />
And I get off on the pain I inflict

<br />

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid<br />
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid
It's swell, though they tell me I'm mal-adjusted<br />
It's swell, though they tell me I'm mal-adjusted
<br />

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And though it may cause my patients distress<br />

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Somewhere... Somewhere in heaven above me...<br />
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And though it may cause my patients distress
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I know... I know that my momma's proud of me.<br />
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Somewhere... Somewhere in heaven above me...
⚫
"Oh, Momma..."<br />
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I know... I know that my momma's proud of me.
<br />
⚫
"Oh, Momma..."
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'Cause I'm a dentist...<br />


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'Cause I'm a dentist...
And a success!''|'''The Dentist Song''', ''[[Little Shop of Horrors]]''}}
And a success!''|'''The Dentist Song''', ''[[Little Shop of Horrors]]''}}


{{quote|'''Dr. Loboto:''' I hate to be so blunt, but YOU have the insanity... of a manatee!<br />
{{quote|'''Dr. Loboto:''' I hate to be so blunt, but YOU have the insanity... of a manatee!
'''Dogen:''' I know, people are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?<br />
'''Dogen:''' I know, people are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?
'''Dr. Loboto:''' How should I know? I'm a dentist. But here's what I do know: if the tooth is bad, we pull it!|''[[Psychonauts]]''}}
'''Dr. Loboto:''' How should I know? I'm a dentist. But here's what I do know: if the tooth is bad, we pull it!|''[[Psychonauts]]''}}


Revision as of 09:43, 8 August 2014

When I was young and just a bad little kid
 My momma noticed funny things I did
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in its head
That's when my momma said,
She said: "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay


You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success"

Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque.
 Watch him suck up that gas. Oh my God!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good.
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade?
("Oh that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb!")
("Ah, shuddup, open wide, HERE I COME!!")

I am your dentist
 And I enjoy the career that I picked
I'm your dentist
And I get off on the pain I inflict


I thrill when I drill a bicuspid
It's swell, though they tell me I'm mal-adjusted


And though it may cause my patients distress
Somewhere... Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know... I know that my momma's proud of me.
"Oh, Momma..."


'Cause I'm a dentist...

And a success!
—The Dentist Song, Little Shop of Horrors

Dr. Loboto: I hate to be so blunt, but YOU have the insanity... of a manatee!
Dogen: I know, people are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?

Dr. Loboto: How should I know? I'm a dentist. But here's what I do know: if the tooth is bad, we pull it!
—Psychonauts
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