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• The entire opening scene. Exaggerated, second hand story that manages to scare the shit out of dozens of bad guys.
• The shootout at the Tarasco Bar, which manages to be even more over-the-top than the opening scene.
• Salma Hayek. Out-awesomes everybody else. Causes car crashes just walking down the street. With her clothes on,no less.