Dirty Coward/Quotes

"I surrender and volunteer for treason!"

—Zapp Brannigan, Futurama

Thief: Hey guys. Did I miss anything?
Black Mage: Thief?! I thought you ran off like you the coward you are!
Thief: And you wouldn't have run for it?

Black Mage: Don't change the subject.

—8-bit Theater

Lich: You can't run away forever!

Red Mage: Oh, you'll be surprised what cowardice has done for us so far.

—8-bit Theater

Rimmer: Shoot him!
Lister: What? In the back?
Rimmer: Of course in the back! It's only a pity he's awake!
Lister: You mean, You could happily kill him if he was asleep?

Rimmer: I could happily kill him if he was on the job, shoot him!

—Red Dwarf

Rimmer: Know this about me. Like general George S. Patton, I believe in reincarnation. It is my firm conviction that in all my previous lives has been a soldier. A bold warrior soul, who unfortunately in this incarnation, has been given the body of an abject coward. So excuse me gentlemen, while I have a humiliating panic attack underneath the scanner table.

—Red Dwarf

Rimmer: The way I see it, we have two options: 1, take it on and kill it, or 2, run away. Who's for 2?
Kryten: Two sounds good to me, sir

Cat: Always been my lucky number

—Red Dwarf

Opera Bender: Save Fry! Save Fry!/Godzilla/Will devour him!/As for me I must be off/To have my doctor check this cough!/Goodbye!

Bender: I don't recall ever fighting Godzilla, but that is so what I would have done.

—Futurama

Mark: He thinks we can't hide forever.

Jeremy: He doesn't know us at all, does he?

—Peep Show

Better to live in atrocity than to die in glory.

—Gix, Magic: The Gathering: The Thran

"Oh God, please don't make me die today! Tomorrow would be so much better!"

—Traditional Spathi. prayer, Star Control 2

Magwich: Is it my fault I'm a weak-willed traitor at heart?

Jack: Well, that's honest enough.

—The Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica

Kai Leng: Still too slow, Shepard!
Shepard: I'm only slow because I'm not running! You ran away on the Citadel, on Thessia - all you can do is run!

Kai Leng: Sh-shut up!

—Mass Effect 3

I've got those yellow stain blues those silly yellow stain blues...when someone fires a shot, it's always there I am not.

—Sung in honor of Captain Queeg in The Caine Mutiny

I'd come with you, but I don't want to.

—Weasel, in Deadpool