Don Juan Demarco/YMMV
- Crazy Awesome: Pretty much the point of the movie.
- One True Pairing: John's view of himself and centerfold-model Chelsea Stokeler/ Doña Ana. He may even be right.
- The Woobie: John. Poor lost manchild, adrift and abandoned, in desperate need of a father-figure. Could you say No to those eyes?.