Doomed Hometown/Quotes

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Bevil: We're under attack! West Harbor is under attack!
PC: What? Why would anyone want to attack us?

Bevil: I don't know! For food? For fun? What does it matter!

Our hero resides in the quaint idyllic fishing village of Arni. Despite being a remote, harmless berg full of peaceful folk living simple lives alongside Serge, shockingly enough nothing bad ever happens to Arni. Really. It's never razed to the ground by an evil empire, its citizens are never butchered by raiding hordes of monsters, and Serge is never even exiled from the place. It just remains a chill little town.

I know, it's bananas!